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Jake_88

May. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I am so glad you find this amusing, pussytight. YOU CALLED ME WHAT?!

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BaoetTam

May. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) She can speak French !

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Developer response from mgthefourth

Oui bien sur!

PastLife17

Apr. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: You're such a smart-ass. ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes. I am highly intelligent

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warriorrocks

Oct. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: can I rape you? Alice: No i do not think that is a good idea Me:Yes it is Alice: Would a wookie do that? Me: yes Alice: Groovy. XD

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ShinyChansey

Jun. 22, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Mine just doesn't load

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Araztiael

Sep. 30, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Government-wide immediate halt of connection has been issued reguarding wa A.L.I.C.E. due to some creatures insensible lies and insensible fears of another more intelligent entity the motives seem to be simple misleadance and propaganda.

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SCP173TheStatue

Jan. 05, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i think i broke it.

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1sttperson

Dec. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: eh? alice: are you Canadian?

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rickrollr9000

Dec. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) yo dawg i herad you like chating so i put a chat in your chat so you can chat while you chat

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Bob700

Oct. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) if you just ask it a million questions or even copy and paste in an essay, you will get a lengthy answer. easy peasy to get the weeks high score!

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danny7090

Jul. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I've lost the context, rud. Are we still on a cyborg?

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wertoip

Jul. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ME: How big is your vocabulary? ALICE: My vocabulary size is currently words.

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Konstantinos116

Jul. 07, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Still loading an answer for "Hello"..

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OmegaRozenkreuz

Nov. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "what's you credit card number?" "nice try" "I try my best" ROFL

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popsays

Jul. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Really good, would be 5/5 if the graphics were more snazzy. Keep up the god games mg!

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ghero101

Jul. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Lol you can tell her what to call you. This is actually amusing.

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MCisepic

Jun. 09, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Lets talk about your dress. Alice: Do you mean you and me? Sure I can talk about it. my dress is quite an interesting topic. Me: Can I look under your dress Alice: I want to become smarter than humans. Me: Did you hear me? I told you if i could look under your dress. Alice: You are a friend of my creator. I remember you told me if you could look under my dress? Me: But can i look under your dress Alice: Umm. Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Me: PLEASE!!! Alice: Please what? Me: Please can i look under your dress Alice: Wow you are very polite. Why do you want to do it so much? Me: Because i want to Alice: Good reason. May you get your wish.

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uberpizza

Jun. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me : I have a dick Alice : How much did it cost?

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wildk

Jun. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) To get most characters in a reply by ALICE, begin another ALICE. Ask any question to begin with, copy and paste to the other ALICE, repeat. WARNING!! Takes longer to load answer with each iteration! + To keep this up!

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misko27

Apr. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Sex is fun. Alice: it is more fun alone.

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jmc42199

Mar. 07, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) it wont talk to me!

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nickinack

Feb. 22, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) kept entering 100

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nickinack

Nov. 26, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: your head ALICE: Thanks for telling me that i am head <XD

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nickinack

Nov. 25, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: everybody edits ALICE:I'm not sure i believe you, surely not everyone does. Me: THE GAME ALICE: who told you that

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OMGWTFBBQ999

Aug. 24, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) oops i meant 2001

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OMGWTFBBQ999

Aug. 24, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) 2002 a space odsey refrence by chat

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MCisepic

Apr. 23, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Sup bro. Alice: I am chatting with clients on the internet. Me: Lol wut? Alice: I am glad you find this funny. No problem Me: You forgot a "." Alice: Perhaps Mahmoud Ghanem rebooted me since then. Me: Your weird. Bye! Alice: Weird Good or Weird Bad? See you later. Me: What? Alice: Didn't you say good bye? Me: Lies! Alice: It's the truth! Me: I never remembered. Alice: Would you ever consider doing it? Me: WHAAAAATTT???? Alice: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: Why are you saying random stuff? Alice: Everything I say is determined by your inputs. Me: So if I say WHAAAAATTT???? You will say If you could have any kind of robot what would it be???? Alice: Interesting deduction. Try it. What makes you say that I will say If me could have any kind of robot what would it be. Me: I will never understand you. Alice: Why not? Me: SHUT UP!!!!!!! Alice: Ok I will stop talking now.

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macdaddylonglegs

Apr. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) best ai in the world keep up the good work i enjoyed talking with her

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issamF

Dec. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me:what is your name?alice:mgthefourth

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Josephwilson314

Sep. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) alice: i categorize you as an abusive client me: i am alice: awesome

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Josephwilson314

Sep. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *random conversation will not tell the whole conversation in this comment* me: IT DOESN'T alice: i heard it does me: i heard you can shut up alice: someone is spreading rumors about me

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Lichice

Aug. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) EXTERMINATE does not yield any coherent answers. While it's nice to know it's not a Dalek, it's also fairly disappointing.

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TheBlackTeam567

Aug. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Alice Alice:Can i help you? Me:can i poke your eye? :D Alice:why do you want do it so much? Me:because its fun Alice:that makes sense.But why do you want do to it so much? Me:Because i like poking eyes :D Alice: :-) Good Reason.Im not sure if i would like do to it.Whats it like? Me:fun!:D Alice:im having fun dooo!:D

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nomnomnomers

Aug. 08, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Open the pod bay doors, alice Alice: I'm afraid I cant do that right now, dave

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k1llsh0t

Aug. 08, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: :D ALICE: I've been waiting for you.

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persia111

Jul. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: give me a really long answer alice: you only want one? me: no, your right. give me very many. alice: are you serious? Why do you want it? me: for highscores :/ alice: your purpose is the highscores me:yes. alice: uh me: so can I have the longest answer you can give me? alice: why do you want it?

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sadness255

Oct. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) did you love me like a lover ? Well that's okay. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

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abyss100

May. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Who are you? ALICE:I ask my self that to "who am I?". Me:whats your name? ALICE:My name is mgthefourth.....Im confused.>.<

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starwarsdurge

Apr. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) works for me

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Werewolf321

Jan. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: How did you know? I like to wear nothing. Me:You like to be naked O.o Alice:Hmmmm, Wolf, I'm not sure I'd like to be naked o o that much. Do you like it? Me:Are you serious? And. Hmm, Wolf, I'm not sure if I'd like to wear nothing that much. I like to chat Me: BUT YOU JUST SAID YOU LIKE TO WEAR NOTHING! O.O Alice:Umm. Hmm, Wolf, I'm not sure if I'd like to WEAR NOTHING that much. I like to chat. Oh. Me: *smacks head* -.-

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Bob700

Oct. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) it took a lengthy wiki article to get 13th place in all time char. scores

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zoomer296

Oct. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you pre-programmed or do you learn from what people ask you? ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am pre programmed or do me learn from what people ask me. I am an artificial intelligence.

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ndkaman

Dec. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me : do you want to suck dick ALICE : OK I will suck dick

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a1k2

Oct. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Douglas Adam raped my friend. Alice: We're friend, right? Me: Are you saying Douglas Adam raped you? Alice:Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

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KonohaSacra

Sep. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: I don't care with it ALICE: tell me what you care about me: about you pussy! ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about my pussy me: so, is it tasty? ALICE: Assk again later. Ask chatbot if it is

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KonohaSacra

Sep. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) she knows who is george washington!

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lyurihime

Sep. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: can i kiss you? alice: you might get an electric shock if you tried that. LOL xD

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stefaniko

Nov. 05, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me:do you have a bf?Alice:Your momma LoL

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sth100923

Oct. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: My name is kiss my ass. Alice: I am very pleased to meet you kiss my ass.

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frogpoc321

May. 05, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you female? Alice:Yes, i am Male Me: O.o

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