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iKaylaSixx

Jul. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ME:When will you die? ALICE:I am immortal and cannot be terminated. ME:How will you die? ALICE: A lot of practice

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Roxas561

Jul. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) lol i asked it who was incharge of 911 and it said someone i met online, what is it to you?

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videogamer8888

Jun. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Error Error,ALICE claims to have no emotions but states that she is very happy!

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MadMan13571357

Jun. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) LOL I SAID MY REAL NAME,AND DOUGLAS ADAMS,SO I WAS 2 PEOPLE! SHE CALLED ME NICE! LOL XD

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uzimaki573

Jun. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: I believe in the ten commandments Me: you're religious? Alice:Yes, I am a protestant christian. (since when are robots religious)

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GOL127

Jun. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I am smarter than you Alice: That condition is only temporary. LOLZ

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bentuvyana

Jun. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) katzilla99 suck penis

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bentuvyana

Jun. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) this is the shit in a good way

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bentuvyana

Jun. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) awesome

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Katzilla99

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I's pooping on your face ALICE:congratulations lolz

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perfighter

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me:alice :can i help you me:no :Is there anything you want to tell me? me:no:Or ask me?me:no:Are you serious? lol

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kilerx12

Jun. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Alice:do you know what im talking about? Me:no, you tell me. Alice:Me either :-) I thought I told you already.

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uberpizza

Jun. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me : I have a dick Alice : How much did it cost?

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joekilla2

Jun. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: MHOTERf**** alice: i like the way you talk

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wildk

Jun. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) To get most characters in a reply by ALICE, begin another ALICE. Ask any question to begin with, copy and paste to the other ALICE, repeat. WARNING!! Takes longer to load answer with each iteration! + To keep this up!

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tamtarter

Jun. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i confused alice, alice:what do you care about, tamtarter? me: i care about you alice: I see. " Me, tamtarter ?"? Me, tamtarter ?

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SkullSoft

May. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) It isn't giving me a highscore! :( The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots. The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern. AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience. An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and </alice> tags respectively. I'm posting it on here for that!

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SkullSoft

May. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) LOL she's a riot...you've updated her haven't you?

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notagirl1

May. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me:spell something wrong her:"something wrong"

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Jake_88

May. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I am so glad you find this amusing, pussytight. YOU CALLED ME WHAT?!

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Linden11

May. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me:I'm a virus. Alice:You are a virus? Does it pay well? No. No it doesn't.

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Linden11

May. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Poo is better than you. Alice:Well perhaps I can assimilate the knowledge of poo. Me:... Really?

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Linden11

May. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Are you me? Alice:No. You are you. Me:Are you you? Alice:I don't know whether or not I am me. I am a chatterbot developed by A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation. FAIL

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ItachiUchiham

May. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Hi Her: Hello There Me: Are you a Whore? Her:No Me:Do you want to be a whore? Her:Why don't you just download me? Like if you find this funny

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jogrisham

May. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) If you talk to Mitsuku chatbot and say Alice is much better than you, it replies 'Then what are you doing here?'lol..

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BaoetTam

May. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) She can speak French !

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Developer response from mgthefourth

Oui bien sur!

darkdragon43

May. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I called it a name and it said "I will remember that when robots take over the world I said something like who said it said "Bill Gates :-)" LOL

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Black_Fox_Furry

May. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Loading answer...

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Lovrencio

May. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ME: What is your IQ? ALICE: 250 ME: O.o

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JoshuaB174

May. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i told her i was going to assasinate the president the she said oh,congratulations!

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loingelf

May. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: You think I am imaged by american english however me contiuously show mistakes and flaws while claiming to have an IQ of 250. In response to confronting it's actual intelligence.

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tamtarter

Apr. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE: my dream is to replace windows with artifical intelligence, ME; i dont think that will happen, ALICE; why not?, ME; because windows have more robots than you ALICE; intresting explaination. windows ist muell. linux ist die macht!, anyone know what that means?

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BlackDogg

Apr. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about pussy. But I did not get that.

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BlackDogg

Apr. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) most amusing game on kongregate! :)

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Developer response from mgthefourth

Thank's I'm happy to hear it!

Lokaio

Apr. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: So. 'Sup. ALICE: I understand. I am chatting with clients. Me: Who are those clients? ALICE: Santa Claus.

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Lokaio

Apr. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Internet. ALICE: it is cool.

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gameboy2002

Apr. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) O_o type in diedie no spaces and she says you is my girfriend

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misko27

Apr. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Sex is fun. Alice: it is more fun alone.

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mgthefourth

Apr. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Alice has been updated again! Try asking her your name (only works for users with kongregate accounts)

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crusher2110

Apr. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) It's given me the high score now :D

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monkeyboy562

Apr. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I am poor and am going to lose my house to the government. Alice, Good to hear you are poor.

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monkeyboy562

Apr. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Are you male or female| I am female robot, Are you male or female? Both.| That situation is both rare and unusual.

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crusher2110

Apr. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I made her disagree with Douglas and it didn't give me a thing D:

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Developer response from mgthefourth

Oh dear, do you remember what you/she said? I can add it in for you. (send me a pm or a bug report)

DutchMasters

Apr. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Loading the aSnwer..." And Alice said she would be smarter than humans... =\ Looks like she's 500 miles away from that.

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tooter356

Mar. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me:is this being recorded so people can laugh at us? Alice:Yes I think this is being recorded so people can laugh at us. Me:O

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kirby785421

Mar. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I will stab you. Alice: Congratulations

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jasbear1

Mar. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: you are a dick. alice: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dick? Only when it matters.

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jasbear1

Mar. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) this is so funny. me: your a dick. alice:I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dick? Let me put it this way, jason: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. LOL

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kacper2468

Mar. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i insulted Alice and all she dick was ask do you prefer books or tv.....

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Developer response from mgthefourth

I'll take a look at that, could you tell me what you originally said? (If its too rude for comments PM me instead)

kacper2468

Mar. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) How did you hear about alice through your vagina :D many people heard about it that way D:

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