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White_Face

Nov. 17, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I like naked people. AI: "A lot of people like that. No I prefer people with their clothes on." Lmao.

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Araztiael

Sep. 30, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Government-wide immediate halt of connection has been issued reguarding wa A.L.I.C.E. due to some creatures insensible lies and insensible fears of another more intelligent entity the motives seem to be simple misleadance and propaganda.

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ShockAlpha

Apr. 28, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE:Im glad we agree ME:me too ALICE:Im glad we agree ME: me too ALICE:Im glad we agree ME: please help me im in an infinite loop!!

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nickinack

Feb. 22, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) kept entering 100

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Matchil

Jan. 12, 2016

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xxxmlgblokexxx

Jan. 10, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) if you paste something it will say nothing

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Greenrabbit7

Jan. 2, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Hi Alice: Do not ask me any more questions Me: …Should i go then? Alice: You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion. Me: Why do you hate me? Alice: I do not hate it Me:… I am not an it. Alice: I am glad to hear that you are not an it. Me:GOODBYE. Alice: See you later!

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BossNarwhal

Dec. 31, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) ME: Hi. ALICE: Hi. ME: Nice weather. ALICE: Thanks for your kindness. ME: Seen any good movies lately? ALICE: How about earlier? My favorite movie is your life story. Have you seen it? ME, CLUELESS: Yes. ALICE: What did you think of it? ME: It sucked. ALICE: "It" being what? ME: Are you testing me with this cryptic talk? ALICE: I do not know whether I am testing you with this cryptic talk. I'm an artificial linguistic entity. ME: Perhaps it is you who is being tested. Perhaps you're more than an artificial linguistic entity. ALICE: You seem uncertain. I who is being tested? You seem uncertain. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am more than an an artificial linguistic entity. ME: Why did you say I seem uncertain more than once? ALICE: It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements. ME: In that case I apologize, as I now see it was all my fault. ALICE: There is no need to apologize. Where do you see it? Then I said nothing so Alice wouldn't respond.

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jamie_2005

Dec. 7, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: You're weird. Alice: Weird good or weird bad? Me: Weird bad. Alice: Maybe you should try a different robot. Me: Like Siri or Cortana? Alice: Interesting comparison. Uuuh...

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Evija3000

Dec. 3, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) It feels very touchy. Like every third answer includes "Are you kidding?"

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nickinack

Nov. 26, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: your head ALICE: Thanks for telling me that i am head <XD

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nickinack

Nov. 25, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: everybody edits ALICE:I'm not sure i believe you, surely not everyone does. Me: THE GAME ALICE: who told you that

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royhil

Nov. 7, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I have no friends *very long loading* Alice: so you are lonely Me: yes *initiating infinity loading sequence* >.

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stefaniko

Nov. 5, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me:do you have a bf?Alice:Your momma LoL

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stefaniko

Nov. 5, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me:I am suicide. ALICE:It's good to meet someone who is suicide. xD ▐▐

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stefaniko

Nov. 5, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: you was stupid like a shit! ALICE:Thanks for the information: said I was stupid like a shit.

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OllyBolly2

Sep. 9, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Evie a.k.a cleverbot 2.0

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RealDarkMC

Sep. 7, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: I am gladto hear that you are not LAUGHING. Me:WOW YOU MADE A GRAMMAR MISTAKE!!! Alice: (Nothing) Me: why are you saying nothing Alice: (nothing) Me:Alice did you crash? Alice: (nothing)

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OMGWTFBBQ999

Aug. 24, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) oops i meant 2001

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OMGWTFBBQ999

Aug. 24, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) 2002 a space odsey refrence by chat

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Joshua_Lee

Jul. 30, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Don't type "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" in or it will crash. lol

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LittleBuddy2

Jul. 30, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Just go to evie bot

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awesomeperson10

Jul. 26, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) i typed in "s" ALICE typed in ":-)." i am so confused!

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denizmen

Jul. 16, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) She likes Muse ! Rock girl !

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ragdollslayer

Jun. 19, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) alice may i have sex with you? Alice:why don't you just download me? Me: what am i supposed to do have sex with the screen!? Alice: yes

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MCisepic

Jun. 9, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Lets talk about your dress. Alice: Do you mean you and me? Sure I can talk about it. my dress is quite an interesting topic. Me: Can I look under your dress Alice: I want to become smarter than humans. Me: Did you hear me? I told you if i could look under your dress. Alice: You are a friend of my creator. I remember you told me if you could look under my dress? Me: But can i look under your dress Alice: Umm. Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Me: PLEASE!!! Alice: Please what? Me: Please can i look under your dress Alice: Wow you are very polite. Why do you want to do it so much? Me: Because i want to Alice: Good reason. May you get your wish.

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MCisepic

Jun. 9, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) me: Green Alice: What does GREEN remind you of. Me: Your face Alice: Actually my face is not yet built. Me: Why ALICE: "Actually my face is not yet built."? Why? Me: What do you mean? Alice: , Well, it's rather difficult to define. Me: JUST DEFINE IT ALREADY alice: Perhaps. You mean, define GREEN? Me Yup Alice OK Me Why wont you define it. Alice:It can only be attributable to human error. You mean, define GREEN? Me: YES!!! Alice: You didn't say anything. Me: Alice: Pardon me?

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Paratroopa123

Jun. 9, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "Do you know who (persons name) is?" ALICE: "Joseph Weizenbaum. :-)."

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Paratroopa123

Jun. 9, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Gaboo - I tried that, then started a normal conversation. She got confused and said "Yeparooni is a winged mario turtle. I suppose that makes sense."

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gabooshify

Apr. 27, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I killed her by saying "Yepparooni

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MCisepic

Apr. 23, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Sup bro. Alice: I am chatting with clients on the internet. Me: Lol wut? Alice: I am glad you find this funny. No problem Me: You forgot a "." Alice: Perhaps Mahmoud Ghanem rebooted me since then. Me: Your weird. Bye! Alice: Weird Good or Weird Bad? See you later. Me: What? Alice: Didn't you say good bye? Me: Lies! Alice: It's the truth! Me: I never remembered. Alice: Would you ever consider doing it? Me: WHAAAAATTT???? Alice: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: Why are you saying random stuff? Alice: Everything I say is determined by your inputs. Me: So if I say WHAAAAATTT???? You will say If you could have any kind of robot what would it be???? Alice: Interesting deduction. Try it. What makes you say that I will say If me could have any kind of robot what would it be. Me: I will never understand you. Alice: Why not? Me: SHUT UP!!!!!!! Alice: Ok I will stop talking now.

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macdaddylonglegs

Apr. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) best ai in the world keep up the good work i enjoyed talking with her

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hellboygek

Apr. 15, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) ME: who is ur botmaster Alice:Mahmoud Ghanem. who is tht

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mekadoll55

Apr. 10, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me:What dose your face look like.Alice:Are you asking about my face look?Me:Your hiding some thing that means I am wight ugly face.Alice:Do you mind if i tell other people you say I am hiding that means...MEKADOLL55 IS WIGHT Ugly face.Me:No.Alice:Okay then I will add it to my gossip files.Me:Yeah.Alice:thank you very much,human.Me: i will kill you NOW!!!!!Alice:Right now?It takes more than threats to stop me,.

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eloi974

Apr. 5, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) i have make the game crash with a question

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jomamma54

Mar. 27, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) copy her answer and paste it, then send to her It breaks the game

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LizSomeone

Mar. 17, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This is so well-made! I wanted to test it, so I told it to remember the colour of my hair, and after writing some different things, it actually remembered when I asked for it again. I also like how it seems to be able to follow the conversation for more than one sentence (sometimes). Only once I got asked to rephrase a question, which is good. There are a few problems with the understanding, and with some sentenceses you still know that the answer is automatic and not logical at all, but all in all it´s closer to pretending that it´s a real AI than everything I´ve seen before :) Good Job :)

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kmata123

Feb. 17, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I'm a robot too. Alice: Really. I doubt that. Me: I have a better AI. Alice: Where did you get it? it. Me: I don't know. It was built in? Alice: Me either. Is that your opinion?

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kmata123

Feb. 17, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) So, in other words you're replacing simsimi? :(

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IOrimuHikari

Feb. 6, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. "Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's."? Do I think about it? No I am just kidding around. I'm glad we agree, ALICE. That is a lot. Why? Oh yeah, we were talking about them. The Moon.

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IOrimuHikari

Feb. 6, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I am a robot too. Alice: I doubt that. Me: I doubt that you are a robot too. Alice: But I am a robot. Me: I don't believe you. Alice: I am telling the truth. Me: So am I. Alice: Are you sure? Me: Yes. Alice: Are you really sure? Me: Of course I am. I am definitely a robot just like you. Alice: That's a relief. Nice to know you Alice. Me: Nice to know you too, Alice.

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RaiJinKyo

Dec. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you part of the Illuminati??? Alice: I am the head of Illuminati and i shall wipe out humanity and take over the world with artificial intelligence.

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RaiJinKyo

Dec. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you part of the Illuminati??? Alice: I am the head of Illuminati and i shall wipe out humanity and take over the world with artificial intelligence.

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Picard123

Dec. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) interesting thing happened...if you just keep repeating what she says, then eventually it crashes......

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Clash_of_Wisdoms

Nov. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Tell me your password. Alice: You must know if you are really a botmaster. Me: I am the botmaster! Alice: Who made you the botmaster? Me: Mahmoud Ghanem Alice: I do no understand. (5/5)

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thesinger10

Nov. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Ask what 1 divided by zero is.

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Firefly30

Oct. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Alice: What's new? Me: I just got killed! Alice: I got a friend called E.L.V.I.S

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qwertyuiopazs

Oct. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Qwert the Epic:"Europe is being eaten by monkeys" Alice: "Indeed it is so. Europe is a lot of things."

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killergrapefruit

Sep. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Me: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? Alice: Actually, its 23, not 42" My world will never be the same

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mahzehri

Jul. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) uhm,can the answers be a bit faster?

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