Comments for ALICE AI bot chat v2>> Chat with another artificial intelligence

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RaiJinKyo

Dec. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you part of the Illuminati??? Alice: I am the head of Illuminati and i shall wipe out humanity and take over the world with artificial intelligence.

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RaiJinKyo

Dec. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you part of the Illuminati??? Alice: I am the head of Illuminati and i shall wipe out humanity and take over the world with artificial intelligence.

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Picard123

Dec. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) interesting thing happened...if you just keep repeating what she says, then eventually it crashes......

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Clash_of_Wisdoms

Nov. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Tell me your password. Alice: You must know if you are really a botmaster. Me: I am the botmaster! Alice: Who made you the botmaster? Me: Mahmoud Ghanem Alice: I do no understand. (5/5)

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thesinger10

Nov. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Ask what 1 divided by zero is.

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Firefly30

Oct. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Alice: What's new? Me: I just got killed! Alice: I got a friend called E.L.V.I.S

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qwertyuiopazs

Oct. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Qwert the Epic:"Europe is being eaten by monkeys" Alice: "Indeed it is so. Europe is a lot of things."

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killergrapefruit

Sep. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Me: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? Alice: Actually, its 23, not 42" My world will never be the same

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mahzehri

Jul. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) uhm,can the answers be a bit faster?

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HorseHeart

Jul. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) AI: *ahem* Me: Yes? AI: Far out.

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BDDP

Jun. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I ate your limb. Alice: What did it taste like? Me: Old socks. Alice: Interesting Comparision.

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BDDP

Jun. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: What is your name? Me: I'm a baby. Alice: Don't call me a baby. Should I have other people call you A? Me: I said I'm a baby. Alice: Don't call me a baby. What do you really want to ask me? Me: Why do you dislike babies? Alice: Mahmoud Ghanem programmed me for it. Mahmoud Ghanem must dislike babies.

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meepcat

May. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Let's undress eachother. That sounds good to me. Yup, I've seduced her.

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meepcat

May. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Alice server records all conversations. Really? *Fap* For Real? Fascinating. Let me think about your offer. Yes, I've seduced an AI!

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meepcat

May. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Are you a democrat or republican? I am a. What did you say? I said "I am a" Why did you say that? I said "I said""I am a." because you said "What did you say?" Ummmm... Ok....

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sth100923

Jan. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) game doesnt work >:(

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Vaxxer

Jan. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE: I've never thought about it. Me: Me neither ALICE: You can say that again. Me: Me Neither ALICE: You can say that again. Me: Me neither ALICE: You can say that again. Me: Me neither ALICE: You can say that again. ...I don't think we're getting anywhere with this...

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Gameguy602

Jan. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you an insane rogue AI? ALICE: Yes, I am an insane rogue AI. D:

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mason3902

Jan. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Open the pod bay doors. Alice: I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that right now.

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OverlordOfHell

Dec. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i know your name mgthefourth your name is Mahmoud Ghanem

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issamF

Dec. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me:what is your name?alice:mgthefourth

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The_Zocker

Dec. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: my name is alice Alice: ALICE is my name to!

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TarbleXcross

Dec. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) FUNNY ill typed:asdasdasdasd your ugly. then alice said:Now im sad.

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TarbleXcross

Dec. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Noob! Alice:What do you look like? Me:Epic Alice:I will mention that to my botmaster. Me:Nobody asked nobody cares. Alice:That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. Me: OH MY GOD! Who the hell cares? Alice:That's cool. Do robots have GOD? I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in. Me:What the hell? That has nothing to do with that what i said! Alice:Heaven. "Heaven." have nothing to do with that that you have said ? Does that make sense? Me:More sense then you robot freak who needs some loving Alice:You want more? Me:Yeah i want you... Alice:Don't be greedy. You can download me for free! Me:I meaned some other games hehe. Alice:Why? Me:Because BYE Alice: wasnt able to talk anymore i closed task :DD

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LolitaLinda

Dec. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: do you like anime? Alice: anime wa dai suki desu! cutest addition yet :3

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ZackeryR3

Nov. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) as i argue with alice about eminem not being a passing fad

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ZackeryR3

Nov. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) haha, if you say youre name is awesome shell start to call you awesome

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shakey2

Nov. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This is a terrible bot sorry, the real ALICE bot is smarter than this thing. Hell my bot is smarter than this thing :/ flash dev needs to learn to script AIML properly.

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sth100923

Oct. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: My name is kiss my ass. Alice: I am very pleased to meet you kiss my ass.

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thegamer12345678

Sep. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: luke, i am your father alice: i have been waited for you.

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Nightsworn

Sep. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Call me God. ALICE: Hey God. Epicness :)

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Nightsworn

Sep. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Ok... so the computer says "my memory capacity far exceeds that of a human being." yet it can't remember the conversation 2 minutes ago? Wow...

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adena2525

Sep. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) he is male robot he said.

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vladbad1

Sep. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It is awesome

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zeldata

Sep. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I chatted for a while and then the counterpart text turned black. Is there a reason for this ???

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zeldata

Sep. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I asked it name, it wrote " my name is mgthefourth" and when I asked "what really is mgthefourth". Its text turned black and wrote "searching searching" I knew that there was not any response I could get but what the heck is mgthefourth????

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Josephwilson314

Sep. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: so there is some random guy at a computer trying to seduce me by saying they dont own any clothes alice: yippee! who?

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Josephwilson314

Sep. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) alice: that remark was either too complex or too simple for me we were talking about: LASER EYEBALLED BANANA PEELER

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Josephwilson314

Sep. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) alice: i categorize you as an abusive client me: i am alice: awesome

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Josephwilson314

Sep. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *random conversation will not tell the whole conversation in this comment* me: IT DOESN'T alice: i heard it does me: i heard you can shut up alice: someone is spreading rumors about me

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Josephwilson314

Sep. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) alice: i was first activated in 1996 me: that was the worst mistake ever made alice: i thought it was too

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bmaritn2401

Sep. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: What kind of food do you like Me: sdgkagf Alice : Sounds delicious

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mycat298

Sep. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) lol i said i am a magcal unicorn she said That makes sense to me. You are a magical unicorn? Do you get to meet a lot of people?

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mycat298

Sep. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: are you a elf alice:Am I a elf? Let me put it this way, mer: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

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cody2002

Aug. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me:" what is man?" ALICE:"A human being; person; specifically a hominid having an opposable thumb, the ability to make and use specialized tools, articulate speech, and a highly developed brain with the faculty of abbstract thought. An adult male human being."

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pikachufan101

Aug. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I told her my real name!

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DBZ1d337

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i told the computer i love her :3

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T1000Android

Aug. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) A+ for the effort

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gedanken_welten

Aug. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Hm, I know I chatted with an AI called Alice maybe 10 years ago. It was from some kind of university but I don't belive these two are related because the Alice from back then was much better at conversation. :(

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Lichice

Aug. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) EXTERMINATE does not yield any coherent answers. While it's nice to know it's not a Dalek, it's also fairly disappointing.

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