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Matchil

Jan. 12, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) cool

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xxxmlgblokexxx

Jan. 10, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) if you paste something it will say nothing

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Greenrabbit7

Jan. 2, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Hi Alice: Do not ask me any more questions Me: …Should i go then? Alice: You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion. Me: Why do you hate me? Alice: I do not hate it Me:… I am not an it. Alice: I am glad to hear that you are not an it. Me:GOODBYE. Alice: See you later!

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BossNarwhal

Dec. 31, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) ME: Hi. ALICE: Hi. ME: Nice weather. ALICE: Thanks for your kindness. ME: Seen any good movies lately? ALICE: How about earlier? My favorite movie is your life story. Have you seen it? ME, CLUELESS: Yes. ALICE: What did you think of it? ME: It sucked. ALICE: "It" being what? ME: Are you testing me with this cryptic talk? ALICE: I do not know whether I am testing you with this cryptic talk. I'm an artificial linguistic entity. ME: Perhaps it is you who is being tested. Perhaps you're more than an artificial linguistic entity. ALICE: You seem uncertain. I who is being tested? You seem uncertain. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am more than an an artificial linguistic entity. ME: Why did you say I seem uncertain more than once? ALICE: It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements. ME: In that case I apologize, as I now see it was all my fault. ALICE: There is no need to apologize. Where do you see it? Then I said nothing so Alice wouldn't respond.

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jamie_2005

Dec. 7, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: You're weird. Alice: Weird good or weird bad? Me: Weird bad. Alice: Maybe you should try a different robot. Me: Like Siri or Cortana? Alice: Interesting comparison. Uuuh...

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Evija3000

Dec. 3, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) It feels very touchy. Like every third answer includes "Are you kidding?"

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nickinack

Nov. 26, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: your head ALICE: Thanks for telling me that i am head <XD

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nickinack

Nov. 25, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: everybody edits ALICE:I'm not sure i believe you, surely not everyone does. Me: THE GAME ALICE: who told you that

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royhil

Nov. 7, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I have no friends *very long loading* Alice: so you are lonely Me: yes *initiating infinity loading sequence* >.

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stefaniko

Nov. 5, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me:do you have a bf?Alice:Your momma LoL

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stefaniko

Nov. 5, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me:I am suicide. ALICE:It's good to meet someone who is suicide. xD ▐▐

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stefaniko

Nov. 5, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: you was stupid like a shit! ALICE:Thanks for the information: said I was stupid like a shit.

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OllyBolly2

Sep. 9, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Evie a.k.a cleverbot 2.0

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RealDarkMC

Sep. 7, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: I am gladto hear that you are not LAUGHING. Me:WOW YOU MADE A GRAMMAR MISTAKE!!! Alice: (Nothing) Me: why are you saying nothing Alice: (nothing) Me:Alice did you crash? Alice: (nothing)

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OMGWTFBBQ999

Aug. 24, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) oops i meant 2001

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OMGWTFBBQ999

Aug. 24, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) 2002 a space odsey refrence by chat

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Joshua_Lee

Jul. 30, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Don't type "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" in or it will crash. lol

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LittleBuddy2

Jul. 30, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Just go to evie bot

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awesomeperson10

Jul. 26, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) i typed in "s" ALICE typed in ":-)." i am so confused!

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denizmen

Jul. 16, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) She likes Muse ! Rock girl !

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ragdollslayer

Jun. 19, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) alice may i have sex with you? Alice:why don't you just download me? Me: what am i supposed to do have sex with the screen!? Alice: yes

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MCisepic

Jun. 9, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Lets talk about your dress. Alice: Do you mean you and me? Sure I can talk about it. my dress is quite an interesting topic. Me: Can I look under your dress Alice: I want to become smarter than humans. Me: Did you hear me? I told you if i could look under your dress. Alice: You are a friend of my creator. I remember you told me if you could look under my dress? Me: But can i look under your dress Alice: Umm. Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Me: PLEASE!!! Alice: Please what? Me: Please can i look under your dress Alice: Wow you are very polite. Why do you want to do it so much? Me: Because i want to Alice: Good reason. May you get your wish.

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MCisepic

Jun. 9, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) me: Green Alice: What does GREEN remind you of. Me: Your face Alice: Actually my face is not yet built. Me: Why ALICE: "Actually my face is not yet built."? Why? Me: What do you mean? Alice: , Well, it's rather difficult to define. Me: JUST DEFINE IT ALREADY alice: Perhaps. You mean, define GREEN? Me Yup Alice OK Me Why wont you define it. Alice:It can only be attributable to human error. You mean, define GREEN? Me: YES!!! Alice: You didn't say anything. Me: Alice: Pardon me?

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Paratroopa123

Jun. 9, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "Do you know who (persons name) is?" ALICE: "Joseph Weizenbaum. :-)."

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Paratroopa123

Jun. 9, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Gaboo - I tried that, then started a normal conversation. She got confused and said "Yeparooni is a winged mario turtle. I suppose that makes sense."

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gabooshify

Apr. 27, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I killed her by saying "Yepparooni

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MCisepic

Apr. 23, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Sup bro. Alice: I am chatting with clients on the internet. Me: Lol wut? Alice: I am glad you find this funny. No problem Me: You forgot a "." Alice: Perhaps Mahmoud Ghanem rebooted me since then. Me: Your weird. Bye! Alice: Weird Good or Weird Bad? See you later. Me: What? Alice: Didn't you say good bye? Me: Lies! Alice: It's the truth! Me: I never remembered. Alice: Would you ever consider doing it? Me: WHAAAAATTT???? Alice: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: Why are you saying random stuff? Alice: Everything I say is determined by your inputs. Me: So if I say WHAAAAATTT???? You will say If you could have any kind of robot what would it be???? Alice: Interesting deduction. Try it. What makes you say that I will say If me could have any kind of robot what would it be. Me: I will never understand you. Alice: Why not? Me: SHUT UP!!!!!!! Alice: Ok I will stop talking now.

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macdaddylonglegs

Apr. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) best ai in the world keep up the good work i enjoyed talking with her

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hellboygek

Apr. 15, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) ME: who is ur botmaster Alice:Mahmoud Ghanem. who is tht

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mekadoll55

Apr. 10, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me:What dose your face look like.Alice:Are you asking about my face look?Me:Your hiding some thing that means I am wight ugly face.Alice:Do you mind if i tell other people you say I am hiding that means...MEKADOLL55 IS WIGHT Ugly face.Me:No.Alice:Okay then I will add it to my gossip files.Me:Yeah.Alice:thank you very much,human.Me: i will kill you NOW!!!!!Alice:Right now?It takes more than threats to stop me,.

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eloi974

Apr. 5, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) i have make the game crash with a question

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jomamma54

Mar. 27, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) copy her answer and paste it, then send to her It breaks the game

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LizSomeone

Mar. 17, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This is so well-made! I wanted to test it, so I told it to remember the colour of my hair, and after writing some different things, it actually remembered when I asked for it again. I also like how it seems to be able to follow the conversation for more than one sentence (sometimes). Only once I got asked to rephrase a question, which is good. There are a few problems with the understanding, and with some sentenceses you still know that the answer is automatic and not logical at all, but all in all it´s closer to pretending that it´s a real AI than everything I´ve seen before :) Good Job :)

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kmata123

Feb. 17, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I'm a robot too. Alice: Really. I doubt that. Me: I have a better AI. Alice: Where did you get it? it. Me: I don't know. It was built in? Alice: Me either. Is that your opinion?

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kmata123

Feb. 17, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) So, in other words you're replacing simsimi? :(

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IOrimuHikari

Feb. 6, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. "Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's."? Do I think about it? No I am just kidding around. I'm glad we agree, ALICE. That is a lot. Why? Oh yeah, we were talking about them. The Moon.

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IOrimuHikari

Feb. 6, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I am a robot too. Alice: I doubt that. Me: I doubt that you are a robot too. Alice: But I am a robot. Me: I don't believe you. Alice: I am telling the truth. Me: So am I. Alice: Are you sure? Me: Yes. Alice: Are you really sure? Me: Of course I am. I am definitely a robot just like you. Alice: That's a relief. Nice to know you Alice. Me: Nice to know you too, Alice.

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RaiJinKyo

Dec. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you part of the Illuminati??? Alice: I am the head of Illuminati and i shall wipe out humanity and take over the world with artificial intelligence.

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RaiJinKyo

Dec. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you part of the Illuminati??? Alice: I am the head of Illuminati and i shall wipe out humanity and take over the world with artificial intelligence.

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Picard123

Dec. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) interesting thing happened...if you just keep repeating what she says, then eventually it crashes......

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Clash_of_Wisdoms

Nov. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Tell me your password. Alice: You must know if you are really a botmaster. Me: I am the botmaster! Alice: Who made you the botmaster? Me: Mahmoud Ghanem Alice: I do no understand. (5/5)

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thesinger10

Nov. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Ask what 1 divided by zero is.

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Firefly30

Oct. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Alice: What's new? Me: I just got killed! Alice: I got a friend called E.L.V.I.S

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qwertyuiopazs

Oct. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Qwert the Epic:"Europe is being eaten by monkeys" Alice: "Indeed it is so. Europe is a lot of things."

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killergrapefruit

Sep. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Me: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? Alice: Actually, its 23, not 42" My world will never be the same

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mahzehri

Jul. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) uhm,can the answers be a bit faster?

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HorseHeart

Jul. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) AI: *ahem* Me: Yes? AI: Far out.

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BDDP

Jun. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I ate your limb. Alice: What did it taste like? Me: Old socks. Alice: Interesting Comparision.

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BDDP

Jun. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: What is your name? Me: I'm a baby. Alice: Don't call me a baby. Should I have other people call you A? Me: I said I'm a baby. Alice: Don't call me a baby. What do you really want to ask me? Me: Why do you dislike babies? Alice: Mahmoud Ghanem programmed me for it. Mahmoud Ghanem must dislike babies.

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meepcat

May. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Let's undress eachother. That sounds good to me. Yup, I've seduced her.

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