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Include 'air' and use B as much as possible:
What a bad foul air(5), which comes from your bad buttocks!(7) Bad buttocks! Bad boy!(5) The funniest I've ever written!
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include the word mew and use a 3 sylable word -
Go Mew! I choose you,
Hes electric - use earthquake!
Super Effective!
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Here are my 3 haiku : (5) I don't know how to, (7 I am just forced to do it (5)I don't like Haiku
(5) I need another (7) Why is that forced to be that (5) I don't make sense now
(5) Haiku is stupid (7) I really don't like its type (5) Boring, stupid, dumb
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Use the word spin as much as possible.
Spin Spin Spin Spin Spin (5)
Spin Spin Spin Spin Vagina (7)
Spin Spin Spin Spin Spin (5)
You kind of overused the word spin. Well putting in vagina is better than it all being spin!!!
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Use the word dairy- no word can have more than 2 syllables .
Oh i hate dairy (5)
Because it is so hairy (7)
-Oh wait those are cows (5)
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oh AND use the word circus no word can have more than 2 syllables
the circus is with clowns(5)
big huge scary sketchy ones(7)
i am scared of them(5)
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use the word full and no word can have more than 2 syllables
the glass is half full (5)
the half empty is the cup (7)
you are both stupid (5)
best haiku about optimists and pesimists right?
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'use as many r's as possible' r r r r r(5) r r r r r r r(7) r r r r r(5) 'you kind of overused the word r there' wait... what? i just used as many as possible!