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beat in 12 minutes though could've done less if I hadn't been going for all achievements :) got the diamond candy about 3 swings after the gold one too haha
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For some weird unexplained reason, the pinata never appears, and I'm left with an empty stage and silence. I honestly have no clue why this is happening, and I am kind of annoyed at the moment.
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i am ridiculous so i decided to think about how big the pinata had to be in order to contain all that candy
assuming you could make about 10 million off the candy (USD)
and every candy piece is 5 cents (using actual prices, not the $20 per candy the game shows)
that would mean there are 200 million pieces of candy
if each candy was about 1.5 cm cubed, that would mean the pinata has 300 million cubic cm
which is 300 cubic meters
about a little less than an eighth of an olympic size pool
woah
if you were going by the fact that each candy is about $20 like the game shows, then there is 500 thousand candy pieces
in this case the pinata is 0.75 cubic meters, a large yoga ball perhaps, which is much more realistic lol
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Never have I been so pleased repeatedly beating the shit out of a pinata with a variety of weapons. Only to be rewarded with virtual candy. Now that's an accomplishment right there.
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once upon a time there was a little kid named joey, he said "welp, time to bring out the chainsaw that i will use to make a pinata explode with candy" the end. a true story, by me
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I'm still laughing but I've got a major headache coming on. Needs disclaimer for possible epileptic seizures. Not a lot of replayability except for maybe bothering to get the rest of the in-game achievements. All in all, 5/5 for the timesink that I enjoyed.
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"great game, but the one downside to this is that there are no achievements in the game, other wise, great game!" 4.5/5
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In a world where ninja swords cost less than chainsaws by $870000 and wild pinatas live in dark purple forests... good enough for me to be a millionaire!
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When so much candy pours out of the pinata that it covers your whole screen and the only way to tell where your hand is to get a hand spasm. (or wait for the candy to clear out, but who has time for that anyway?)