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That first time where you launch yourself across the space to get the second artifact... Truly this is a game like no other.
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This guy is the ultimate badass. His hand is bigger than his head and I bet his penis doesn't even fit in it. He takes boulders to the crotch and it doesn't even faze him. You give him a bracelet and a feather and he climbs diagonally up, swings across ceilings and, basically, will kick your ass inside out. He cut off his own legs because he didn't want Chuck Norris to have nightmares. He's Indiana flippin Jones, except 9001% more awesome. If you piss him off, you're fkin dead, kiddo.
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Wow, I love this, an absolutely brilliant idea, however a bit of lag makes the precarious art of dragging yourself across a roof almost impossible, which is bad news for me.
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Tepeyollotl is the god of earthquakes, echoes and jaguars (punch), Ehecatl is a form of quezatcotl, and is god of wind (wind (obvious much?)), Tezcatlipoca is the god of many things: the night sky, the night winds, hurricanes, the north, the earth, obsidian, enmity, discord, rulership, divination, temptation, jaguars, sorcery, beauty, war and strife. (armor)
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Mextli is the god of war and storms, born in full armor (coins), Mictlantecuhtli god of underworld (i think thats beads/courage) Ixtlilton is god of healing (first mark), Camaxtli is god of the hunt (gloves) More later!
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Love how all powerups use azatecian gods, as they are sometimes the least known. For all of who who dont know: Quezacotl is is the feathered serpent, ruler of them all (feathers) Huitzilopochtli is the demon god of evil and strength (bracer), Coyolxauhgui is leader of the star gods (map)
, and ill continue with more!
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[Game says "This game involves a lot of mouse movement. Make sure your wrist is in a comfortable position]
*Cracks knuckles and gets ready*
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Well of course he has pants. He couldn't just crawl around letting his wobbly bits scrape against the ground, could he?
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what r the hi jump boots for in the wtf room in the upper right corner in the fruit room btw its a secret room go thru ceileing in upper rght crner
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Anyone else notice the "This game involves a lot of mouse mouvement"? Haha. I love this game so much :P 5/5 staaaaaaaaaaaars!!
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The music in the room with the red face reminds me of Pokemon music... is it just me? XD oh well, a great game anyway :D
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if he was fat and he pooped it would be as big as his hand! and wait 0 legs 1 arm i thought he was supposed to have 2! im gonna eat his other arm so he can CRY FOR THE LORD TO COME KILL HIM MORE HAHAHA!
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cool! i can jump from wall to wall! and the best part is that i have every single feather and i just keep flying and flying. its actually fun watching him fly cause its pretty hilarious!