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sunniestblood

Dec. 28, 2013

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bibi79

Dec. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Without a doubt the best game I have ever played on Kongregate!

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Kaifish

Nov. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Take that, Lara Croft!

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grimm_reaper

Nov. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) GODAM LAGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol. I hate my laptop's crappy processor

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firecrime

Nov. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Apparently immune to blunt force trauma.

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Ha11oweenMan

Nov. 06, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) One of my favorite games

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ShiitakeWarrior

Oct. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Man, this game is a real DRAG! ¬.¬

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Coin_Star2

Oct. 07, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) If you wedge yourself in a corner, the screen starts shaking and you dislocate your shoulder XD

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VincentT22

Oct. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "You have no legs" . So, only one hand?

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mcannonbolt

Oct. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Does he maturbated to much?

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KaisarDragon

Oct. 01, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) There really needs to be a way to DISABLE the curse. Some areas are impossible now.

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KaisarDragon

Oct. 01, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) You mean this isn't about Epic Battle Fantasy's cat?

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LOZLover

Sep. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Glitched through a wall ;-;

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matthias18

Sep. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) love the contorls and gamr but it is repeative and annoying not to have rope or some thigh to use in stead of the hands or just legs I wish htis game had the same mechanics as it have but also a move for/backward thigh no jumpt thigh climping = hand moving forward back ward = wheels

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kingslayer911122

Aug. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) bad controles

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propane_mailbox

Aug. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Movement, although novel, just gets tiresome. Also, knowing where we are on the map would be a nice touch.

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Dustmite2

Aug. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) So falling a mile doesn't make his body explode, yet even NUDGING a spike hurts him? I find that hard to believe. Anyways, great game, took me an hour to finish :D

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zenzoz

Jul. 26, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) this is like meteroid the music the backgrounds and the upgrades

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enderblawk

Jul. 17, 2013

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UrsusHorseman

Jul. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) ugh the controls

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VincentM93

Jun. 26, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I would never climb a celling, that's too dangerous... falling into a pit of lava is just fine though.

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jared1233

May. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) best game ever

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Effluvian

Apr. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The biggest cause of death, clicking outside the screen...

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Stuartdw

Apr. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) See the character brings me down and that guy really was every day alone for atleast 5 years...

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Derfman13

Apr. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This is the result of being home alone EVERY Saturday night for twelve years...

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roadkiller2

Apr. 06, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) (guy when he gets wind.) hmmm... WHEEE.... heheheh, IM FREAKING SUPERMAN!

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Mufn

Apr. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Thank you, blue pool, for saving my game. You want to again? Oh, ok.. i dont see what the harm would be in that... *12 saves later* sure... ill save...

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chelsea02px2018

Mar. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) who tried to break the ground by making a fist and slamming the floor?

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cristubu

Mar. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Perfet game 5/5

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19411464

Mar. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Who needs legs anyway?

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RadBrad64

Mar. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Great game.

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zackman123456789

Mar. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) when he dies he says LAWL! the faq

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Brank

Mar. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I had no clue Lt. Dan got into Archaeology...

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AidanG4

Mar. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) the moral of this have big hands if you dont have hands.

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gamerj011

Mar. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Completed 101% That extra 1% is totally worth searching everywhere for.

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dude123456780

Mar. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Who knew being legless has so many benifits?

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decomia

Feb. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This should have a badge 'cos I finished it! ^_^

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popcycel

Jan. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) whats a PhD?

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momomaster72

Jan. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *falls* "Game saved " *falls* "Game saved " *falls* "Game saved " *falls* "Game saved "... This must be an Aztec temple from the Troll period.

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Riverock18

Jan. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) aw, now i kinda want to become an archeologist, i've always wanted to fly and climb walls

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Wubbles007

Jan. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Wow so basically I want to become an archaeologist, get the power to fly, get more vitality than I ever imagined, become practically weightless, get golden armor AND get to hunt for more treasure? BEST JOB EVER!

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tjtjtjtjtj

Dec. 27, 2012

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Mudakilla

Dec. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) he would rather jump into lava then climb the ceiling -_-

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Stormies

Dec. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I don't have a mouse.. :c

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Jovan800

Dec. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Coolest guy ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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kuntrag

Dec. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Someone should tell this guy about wheelchairs

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Hylianprincess

Nov. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) That first time where you launch yourself across the space to get the second artifact... Truly this is a game like no other.

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c4teater

Nov. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) yes I certainly do, why thank you.

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ratslayerx

Nov. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I was kinda expecting more at the end.

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yoshi39

Oct. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This guy is the ultimate badass. His hand is bigger than his head and I bet his penis doesn't even fit in it. He takes boulders to the crotch and it doesn't even faze him. You give him a bracelet and a feather and he climbs diagonally up, swings across ceilings and, basically, will kick your ass inside out. He cut off his own legs because he didn't want Chuck Norris to have nightmares. He's Indiana flippin Jones, except 9001% more awesome. If you piss him off, you're fkin dead, kiddo.

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