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err wtf my evil genius died without cloning vats because of a accidentle ion strike i called in and after he died i was fine no game over or anything and shortly after i reached world domiation and no game over screen and i could build and all and basicly undifeatabe
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Tourists - "hey let's parachute into this building for no reason whatsoever except for the fact that some intelligence agencies told us to!"
*a few seconds later, there was no evidence except for bullet casings and bodybags hanging on meat hooks.*
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this is genuinely one of my favorite games on kong, and I really hope you do another like it, as I feel the short length of this game to be something of a missed opportunity
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im just a political superpower, providing weapons to help wars from my huge corperate office, when suddenly im attacked by stangely named orginizations and TOURISTS. I BLAME BARRELS!
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*stops and reads* "cheap lightbulbs can be removed by certain intruders"
Well that solves the case of the missing lightbulbs now what am i gonna do about the dead tourists?
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Swat guy 1 : Hey! Thats one of the guys from the security desk, fire at will!
Swat guy 2 : No, you dingleberry. We only kill people armed with weapons.
*Suddenly my supersoldier arrive behind them and shoot them to death*
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@pitzik4 Good joke but no matter if you don't set up anything evil it automatically sends troops to cause mayhem worldwide. Thats how you make money.