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This game begins:
Tourist: Whoa. Lasers.
Guard: Sir, this is private property, I'm afraid I'm going to ask you to leave.
Tourist: Well?
Guard: Please leave.
Tourist: No.
Guard: What?
Tourist: I won't leave.
Guard: I'm calling 911. You're going to be arrested for trespassing. (Takes out phone, Tourist grabs phone.)
Guard: Get out of here or I'll shoot!
Tourist: Oh yeah!
Guard: Yeah.
Tourist: Oh really!
Guard: Really.
Tourist: Oh seriously?
Guard: Seriously.
Tourist: Oh hone-*BANG*.
(A few minutes later)
S.H.A.R.K. Agent: Sir, at Muffin Co. a guard just shot a tourist!
S.H.A.R.K. Captian: THEY MUST BE EVIL! Call the other agencies, we're taking them down!
S.H.A.R.K. Agent: Yes sir.
(Five minutes later)
Guard: Can I help you?
S.H.A.R.K Agent: DIE! *BANG*
Guard: WHAT THE @$@#^#@%@$&^$%?!?!?
(Guard runs to boss)
Guard: Sir, OW!!!
Player: What?
Guard: We have invaders!
Player: Ugh.....
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Simple strategies.
1. Mistress+ Virus and/or Super Soldier, nothing else, no minions.
2.Witch doctor+ 1 or 2 Media brain washers, nothing else, no minions -but you'll have zombies-.
3. Cultist device + CEO(more $) / Mistress(healing) / Brain in a Jar (more minions) , This spams spams spams cultists, everywhere. Have good defenses though.
4. ONLY DO THIS IF YOU WANT A SCORE OVER TRILLIONS -and above that, I'm not kidding, this is not some joke.- CEO + cubicles, set media. When you can, buy stocks. If you sell off your electricity and minions you can cram you base to 10% your cash amount added on every 5 seconds. Stocks generate heat, make sure you have an almost equal number of exec's, have fun. -note this will ban you from getting future scores on this game. It's done automatically.-
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pitzik4@ try have at least 3 office cubes with media execs
i did this with 7 office cubes and i had ai supercomputer and my heat didnt get over 1
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easy way to win is to spam the upper floor with piranhatanks so if enemies come they die.
and since the lowest floor cant have any piranhatanks u need to spam that floor with sentryguns.
the best vilain is the the brian in a jar.
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*evil brain*i am the evil brain you agents from s.h.a.r.k can not kill me*s.h.a.r.k agent*boom*evil brain*you broke my jar. s.h.a.r.k agent squish brain*take that thats a lot of brain juice
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What the.... omg it got deleted. my score, omg. It took me 35 mins to get that. Seriously is this like automatic or does someone check these and delete them?
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EVERYONE CHECK OUT THE HIGHEST ALL TIME SCORE! I FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET POINTS FOR LONG TERM LOL. I did not cheat. If you have any questions, comments, concerns, please go to my profile page. If you wish for a screen shot of my winning page, please leave me a message.
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I have a hard time deciding between the mistress and the brain in a jar. If your boss can walk, theyll probably get into trouble and die. The brain cant walk but the mistress heals herself. Also having 2 extra minions is quite useful early on, but having them survive is another thing. The mistress's healing ability means her minions live and i can use her as a living sheild XD. Dont waste your time on little things. Get things to generate money, get the level up thing for your minions on top floor, get the stock market things, and try to find the cubicles -then set them to lowering heat-. It's very fun once you figure wtf you're supposed to do. I always went for the computer AI while having other small things take over the world while I wait.
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i wouild really really really like it if you could get a popcap building and expand your base and i would like diffrent levels
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Good but an optional tutorial level would be nice. A bit of a learning curve. It seems very chaotic at first. But overall good game.
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fun until the sabatoge guy comes up nowone ever spots him even in broad daylight (well lightbulb light) and he just sabatoges my whole base 4/5
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Some advice: Get 3 shinboni and then 6 media executives (Office cubicles). After that,l cover yourself in stock market moniters.
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*a bunch of tourists enter my base* HOW DID YOU FIND MY SECRET BASE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT AND WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!?!!?!??!
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It's suprisingly fun, but it would be nice if we could cycle through what items were available, but in exchange, maybe we should have to build something before getting new things.