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You know, its hilarious when a tourist walks into a room filled with 10 mercs, a warlord, and 3 sentries. He was a door away from being shot down, but then a few S.M.A.S.H. agents walked in with bombs, and a firefight broke out. Who else has had such an experience?
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and for those who asked...yes i earned the high score of over 668 billion...one of the scoring factors has to do with money...i could have scored higher...but i got bored and wanted to go to bed.
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i played this a few years or go ( i think) and it was SO awesome. i play it now, and it sucks!!! Nerdook, what have you done!!!???
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i think the last one was better mostly because of the selection system but this one had bonuses so... last one wins. oh and question why do tourists keep coming into my jungle military base how do they even find it i didnt sen brochures thats for sure
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hello tourist. (beats him to death) thats what you get for touring here. (burns the dead body) now i dont smell it :)
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Schweet! I made the top ten score tonight, and it was my first game. I chose the evil CEO with the corporate building base.
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Here's an idea for a lot of minions: Take witch doctor and build doomsday cult and build locker rooms and money things.
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hmmmm I wonder where you get a doomsday device I just won by making people zombies, making droids, buying stuff, and nothing else really
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Agent: A glass door!
Tourist: So? What's the big deal?
Agent: They must to be hiding something here!
*Explodes the door*
Tourist: Oh my god!!! It's a Cafeteria!!! Save the world from Cafeteria!!!!!
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This game begins:
Tourist: Whoa. Lasers.
Guard: Sir, this is private property, I'm afraid I'm going to ask you to leave.
Tourist: Well?
Guard: Please leave.
Tourist: No.
Guard: What?
Tourist: I won't leave.
Guard: I'm calling 911. You're going to be arrested for trespassing. (Takes out phone, Tourist grabs phone.)
Guard: Get out of here or I'll shoot!
Tourist: Oh yeah!
Guard: Yeah.
Tourist: Oh really!
Guard: Really.
Tourist: Oh seriously?
Guard: Seriously.
Tourist: Oh hone-*BANG*.
(A few minutes later)
S.H.A.R.K. Agent: Sir, at Muffin Co. a guard just shot a tourist!
S.H.A.R.K. Captian: THEY MUST BE EVIL! Call the other agencies, we're taking them down!
S.H.A.R.K. Agent: Yes sir.
(Five minutes later)
Guard: Can I help you?
S.H.A.R.K Agent: DIE! *BANG*
Guard: WHAT THE @$@#^#@%@$&^$%?!?!?
(Guard runs to boss)
Guard: Sir, OW!!!
Player: What?
Guard: We have invaders!
Player: Ugh.....
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Simple strategies.
1. Mistress+ Virus and/or Super Soldier, nothing else, no minions.
2.Witch doctor+ 1 or 2 Media brain washers, nothing else, no minions -but you'll have zombies-.
3. Cultist device + CEO(more $) / Mistress(healing) / Brain in a Jar (more minions) , This spams spams spams cultists, everywhere. Have good defenses though.
4. ONLY DO THIS IF YOU WANT A SCORE OVER TRILLIONS -and above that, I'm not kidding, this is not some joke.- CEO + cubicles, set media. When you can, buy stocks. If you sell off your electricity and minions you can cram you base to 10% your cash amount added on every 5 seconds. Stocks generate heat, make sure you have an almost equal number of exec's, have fun. -note this will ban you from getting future scores on this game. It's done automatically.-
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pitzik4@ try have at least 3 office cubes with media execs
i did this with 7 office cubes and i had ai supercomputer and my heat didnt get over 1
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easy way to win is to spam the upper floor with piranhatanks so if enemies come they die.
and since the lowest floor cant have any piranhatanks u need to spam that floor with sentryguns.
the best vilain is the the brian in a jar.
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*evil brain*i am the evil brain you agents from s.h.a.r.k can not kill me*s.h.a.r.k agent*boom*evil brain*you broke my jar. s.h.a.r.k agent squish brain*take that thats a lot of brain juice
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What the.... omg it got deleted. my score, omg. It took me 35 mins to get that. Seriously is this like automatic or does someone check these and delete them?