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Wait a minute...if your lover only dies by YOU touching the skull, no matter if he touches it or not, does that mean you're the killer? That's pretty messed up, considering you cry for two years straight afterward.
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The Girl founds Greg!
The girl loved Greg, 8+personality, 10+funn--
Girl: GIVE ME BADGES, BADGES! B-A-D-G-E-S!
I invented that when I saw Greg on the game...
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i get no boyfriend in 34 years and get 5 stars, mmm, that mind that you can be a fifties and be happy, so i think that i should stop to anoy my Aunt for been that, anyway she is still ugly so i think... that i will continue my work (aslo in an attempt to find the word "fifties" in English I found 198000000 pages with that word and 186715694 which had the word "porn" on the left or right of the word "fifties", then many people will say, oh my god I need special training to read those numbers, well, I say 94.3% is an alarming percentage)
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Hrm Nerdook finally found a way to vent his other emotions. The many besides "trololol", "silly", "nomnomnom" and "haaaaaaaaa". Ah yes, oh so many other emotions.
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When ever I see this crtoon stlye I think oh Nerdock! So I always play it, they may not have much depth but there unbelivebly fun!
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First dream guy was naggy, possessive and a murderer. Nice game, found the menu music too repetitive and...whiny? High-pitched? Grating on my ears? Let's say I really didn't like it.
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(man of your dreams) is now your lover
1 second later
You killed your lover!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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Eating that much chocolate should lead to "weight gain," which completely offsets any happiness gained from a relationship.
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What I learned: every now and then you have to decide whether to allow your partner to be with someone else or kill them.
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THERE IS SO MANY WIERD THINGS ABOUT THIS GAME!!
Why, for an example, is "Horny" a bad thing? WHY is a "Nice guy" a good thing? And WHY is "Murderer" a bad thing?! >_> Answer me on THAT, mr. Nerdook!
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I got both 1000 points and my "dream guy" (right towards the end) on my very first game XD
Really, really glad I didn't have to grind this one out.
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for the 5 star achievement in game you need to break 1000 points by the end of the game, while some people playing may get lucky and be able to switch guys to grab the career bonuses and be able to make it, the best way i found to do it is find 1 guy early who gives you 25 or higher yearly bonus (5 for each trait he has that makes him closer to your perfect guy + misc. bonuses from his 'personal traits') since you earn such little points from picking up items, its much more efficient to find higher 'value' men, then trying for the career bonus, in my opinion.
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I dated a guy for 3 years before I figured out that he's attractive. I guess I haven't got much going on in the ol' belfry.
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So I was dating this guy, and he was really great--a musician, affectionate, and attractive--but then this red-headed girl was about to steal him from me and next thing you know he's dead. Coincidence?
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I like it, but just a game seems like a dubious disclaimer.
Anyone who enjoyed reading into the mechanics may enjoy Love the game, also on this website.
Personally, I enjoyed Nerds typical style of character design, pretty, simple, elegant.
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What the hell? How are you supposed to get 5 stars? I had a + 10 career bonus by the time I got to 40, and had a +18 per year with the guy I chose at year 21. Final score of 901...wtf, this is impossible.
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Why can't I date the roaming girl? She has a huge rack and her eyes are totally asking for it. I'm suing nerdook for anti-lesbian sentiments.
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This game is more and more disturbing the longer I think about it. You can't have a career and a fulfilling relationship? Even the best career can't compare to a halfway decent man? Chances for happiness end at fifty? Girls "steal" your man? Your best bet to "win" is to pick a guy - ANY guy - early and ditch him at the first sign of something better? Drown your sorrows with chocolate and earn dresses (including a goddamned APRON) as a reward?
God, this is like someone tried to map the subconscious geography of sexist male douchebag perceptions of what it's like to be a woman and turned it into a boring game with mediocre controls.