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thefunkmonk

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 979 points? Sorry, Karl, you didn't make me a happy enough woman despite you being a talented family man murderer.

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Biligum

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Good life lessons: The quality of your relationship isn't at all determined by how compatible you two are. Nope. It's determined by mouth shape. Oh, and only chocolate brings happiness. So you can only be happy with heart disease.

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Inuichi

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "you found out Time is Horny (0)" really? That's a zero?

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malachi1616

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Lol... You found out that Juan is lazy.

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COLINM6

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) yeah this woman has had 3 relationships on 2 occasions she found out he wasn't so perfect with being a murderer and whatnot so he cheats on her. She is lucky enough to rebound straight to an almost perfect guy who then gets killed. She's also not even 30 yet. Poor woman.

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Omarscen

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) He's violent, but at least he's the right skin colour....um.. yeah...what does this teach girls?

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Heez

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I got my perfect lover in the last year PHEW! xD

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ctgstudent

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The message of the game is clearly: settle for less to achieve happiness. That's really depressing, actually.

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omegad

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) + if you found your soul mate only at the very end

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keesto

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how do you get 5 stars?

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AlphaX

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I was looking for an exact replica of Charlie Chaplin and ended up settling for his black cousin Leeroy.

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lobstery

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i asked my mom what horny means and how its not good or bad

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KaisarDragon

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How easily all men can be replaced with chocolate!

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Zicter

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I wanted my guy to look exactly like Macgyver or Duke Nukem :P

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AnubisMonori

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The "guy of my dreams" looks like Charlie Chaplin. Awesome. (It'll be even more awesome if anybody recognizes who that is.)

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George_1982

Feb. 13, 2011

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mattihew

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I love the fact that time passes faster when you get older, this probably also feels so if you're older (but i don't know because i'm only 14 :O)

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z7master

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why does the perfect guy only appears right before you turn 50 every time ?

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theflame77

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) simple yet entertaining for a few minutes. 4/5

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ChaoticAgenda

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I find myself going through this game and judging the guys "hmm...his head has a good shape but his hair looks funny. I could never have him be the guy of my dreams"

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noso1928

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Found a guy that was an alchoholic "nasty" and a good cook. Look remarkably like Charlie Sheen

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I_Robot131

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) found the perfect guy at age 47... he was a drinker, a smoker, and he was violent. awesome....

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mnmm33

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) -.- only luck game

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Pykrete

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The guy of my dreams was a murderer! D:

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TheWhite

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 1: How is being a politician a good thing? 2: I am so glad none of my housemates walked in on me playing this

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junkboy

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) do any of you guys feel gay playing this? o.o

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Pieter54321

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Perfect Valentine's Day game!

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oscar01

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) argh! was gonna get the guy but the game went funny and i couldnt go backwards!

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Horsat

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow. Explains so much: "He's very violent; I live in daily terror, but he loves to take me shopping! It balances out!"

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namdrib

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) So.. If your bf is an annoying over-emotional murderer and he dies... why are you crying?

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Horsat

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Things I learned: Being horny gets you nowhere. Being a weirdo is worse than being an alcoholic or a gambling addict. It doesn't matter who you're with, as long as you get roses and diamonds. You don't need to be with someone to enjoy chocolate. It doesn't matter how many people he's killed, as long as he loves to shop and has a well shaped head.

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CodeDragondm

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Played for rewards, other an obnoxious game.

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gamegrl

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Most depressing game ever. The good news I really get around and eat loads of chocolate. The bad news is I have terrible taste in men.

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megers67

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I like trying to get the lowest score I can. currently it's -282 and at one point I had an annoying over-emotional murderer for a lover.

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malkavs

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i feel so emo girlie playing this, damn badges!

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mottom12

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) One girl can steal several guys

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megers67

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wait, why is geekiness a bad thing?

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daxtk

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I keep getting murder boyfriends but charming mostly

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MunchBump

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I found the perfect guy, but it turns out he was a murderer, was bad-tempered, and lazy. He dressed like a pimp though.

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jookyone3

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Found the perfect guy. Turned out to be a criminal. Go figure.

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RuneOfPureFailz

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I discovered the guy was Good in Bed... promptly followed by his death. Uhh.. Is it me or does that sound completely wrong?

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kononoko

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Change the baker's outfit, dear god that rolling pin. Also, Why can't I play as a guy? :(

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Kaziru

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) My perfect guy was a criminal and a couch potato, but it's OK because I just found out he was attractive.

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Gadge

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Got the best score with the guy with my own name. Had to dodge the most skulls, as well.

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airogearo

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's funny how when I finally found the perfect guy he had my own name.

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kome360

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Maybe your boyfriends wouldn't die so much if you stopped tying a rope to their necks...

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Indy5000

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Five stars is a happiness score of at least a thousand.

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ProtonsZero

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) People stop being jerks in the comments. The thing is that the character in the game is not you. And just because the girl is straight, and have her preferences, doesn't mean she's racists, or makes prejudice of the gay. Come on people, it's a GAME. Play as the CHARACTER. It's not YOU, and stop being fake, saying you don't have any prejudices, because, everyone has them!

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heinikien

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Needs a mute button for sure

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bentup123

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's nice being able to choose who your dream guy is but what about those who like girls? You are completely leaving them out of this game. This game needs to have an option for lesbianism.

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