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Together with a horny murder for 30+ years. Ended with -1 happiness. Lots of chocolate and a good job can make any live choice bearable.
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I must REALLY want badges to play a game called "Guy of my Dreams" xD. Seriously, though, why is "sarcastic" considered a negative trait in a guy?
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Met the dream guy, but he was a gambling addict and a criminal. Only +6 net happiness compared to one of the first which was +15.
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Woot, finally got the guy of my dreams, he didn't have the exact same clothes, so it tricked me. Took me to the 7th or so game. Now to get 4 or 5 stars.
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So, no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get the 5 stars (I got sooooo close twice - once, I didn't get it because I accidentally picked up roses before getting the boyfriend) until...
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...when I was about to give up, I decided to grab the first boy who came along. He only had one matching characteristic but all of his personality traits were almost the best possible, putting his total lover bonus higher than every other previous boyfriend I've ever gotten.
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But I liked that my boyfriend was sarcastic... I'm sarcastic... I just couldn't deal with a bully and a nagger, so I offed him. Is it wrong to enjoy offing the bad apples?
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Today I learned humans have exactly 3 personality traits, each is discoverable after 1 year of an exclusive relationship, and definitely date for 3 years before marrying.
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I kind of wish there was a Black Widow badge. Because, you know, those skulls are really tempting when Chester turns out to be a Cheater!
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Found Elmer. He was a +26. Lived together for around 30 years then a skull appears out of a hidden body and he dies. I get my dream guy and he's good, but I miss Elmer. Sorry Craig.
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Lived a great life alone. Then stated with the first guy I met. Had like half the score. Turns out being alone isn't that bad.
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Robert, you paranoid chef, you! Use all these roses and chocolate bars I've picked up and do something useful instead of just flapping around in the breeze!
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1236 high score. always have a lover. the 1st stat is how much happiness you gain per year based on your lovers stats numerical stats. don't kill or lose your lover to another girl, you lose 25 happiness. Good luck
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My guy of Dreams turned out to be a murderer, unfaithful guy. But he was also a family guy. I decided to stick with him for rest of my life. He did sleep around and murder, but he deeply cared about me and our children.
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Pinwheel, Pinwheel, spinning around. Look at my kingdom and see what I've found. Pinwheel, Pinwheel, hello, how are you, and may I come in.
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Girl: Jeffrey is awesome, have all the good looks with I could dream.
Me: But the guy is possessive and a criminal!
Girl: Yeah, but he gave me +8 Happiness/year, then...