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okay i wana get tis guy he look rly like te pictur but ten he say no ur to fat u eat to much choclet all te time and now ur fat go away i hate u !!!!! so ten i cry coz i tink i gota eat choclet coz game gif me choclet but ten i lose all te time so tats not nice nice devloper u say lieing ting all te time :( so 1/5
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From a degenerate premise, to ear-piercing sounds, to graphics so mind-numbingly, soul-shutteringly despicable that it rivals De Vermis Mysteriis and Revelations of Gla'aki - this "game" truly is an unspeakable blight upon the face of the universe.
If anything can force you to outright reject even the notion of love, and turn you into sociopathic miser hellbent on elimination of humans in most vile, cruel, and torturous way possible - this is it.
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Diamonds don't give happiness by them self? WHAT! If I found that many diamonds laying around I'd be jumping over the moon as a multimillionaire with happiness.
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It's hard to find a guy that would give you a piggyback ride or puts you on his shoulders. But I still quite like it. Good game.
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How I got 5 stars: Grab a guy right at the start so you don't miss out on early points, dump him before getting the career folders. Those folders are worth a LOT over time. Don't be too picky about looks, a partial match is a good start, even if you KNOW you will dump a guy, hold on while you use him to grab roses and diamonds. If you have a guy that isn't good, dump him before picking up a career folder. Once you have a guy that's +20, that's 5 star territory if you have a decent career.
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Awesome game! This is pretty close to real life. We tend to choose first based on looks, and hope we don't get someone horrible. Waiting for Mr/Ms perfect till we are 40 is an option... but usually not the best way to get the most happiness (and then sometime they turn out to be a psycho)
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hey, now. even if you did have a good 30+ year relationship, losing your guy before the end means the same thing as never having had one in the first place. is that supposed to mean something? kind of a tosspot lesson, init?
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So it has come to this. Kongregate made me pretend being a girl who chases all her life after her dream boy. Well played, Kongregate, well played.
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Getting 1k score is a bit harder than a medium badge, i wait 30 years for my dream guy and he is a murderer what the hell
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I picked a guy who was almost the opposite of what I wanted in a guy, but her turned out tho be a great cook and a nice guy (and paranoid) so I could have done worse.
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I dated Nathan for like 37 years. He had the right hair, the right skin, the right head, he was creative, romantic and considerate. THEN HE DIES. WHY CRUEL WORLD, WHY DID YOU WIDOW ME.
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This guy's a creep. Oh, there's a skull, I'll just walk over it to get rid of this guy.
"You found out Girl is a murderer." -10
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"listen i don't care that your boyfriend is a paranoid violent criminal who looks nothing like your ideal man! i need to get the 30 year relationship achievement!"
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Ok, I am outraged. The game said that being "geeky" was a bad trait to have... I don't think I could marry someone who WASN'T geeky!
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I had a lover who was almost my perfect type, loved to shop (+9) and was unfaithful (-9). I was about to dump him before I found out that he was also very rich (+9). I kept him.
Moral of the story, it's ok if they're unfaithful so long as they are super rich and buy you stuff. It has to be true because I got 5 stars. Right?
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Not to mention the implication that a 45 year old woman can pick up any guy she wants without any struggle or hesitation. Yeah...just for that, this goes into the same category of realism as Zombies Took My Daughter.
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So what does it imply if you intentionally crash your lover into a skull when you find out that they aren't making you as happy as you thought they would? This game has some DARK subtext!
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I can't seem to get 5 stars. I was with a guy for 32 years, he had 3/4 matching characteristics and no negative stats and we ended up with 961 happiness.