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Getting a 5 star life isn't too hard if you marry young, eat all the chocolate you can, and don't ever try to meet new people. Don't try to apply that advice to real life.
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Ohh look at that, I find a guy who gives me a benefit in life of everything. Then I find my dream guy and he decides to be Violent, Murderer and a Smoke. Moral of game: Your dream guy may not be what you think.
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I really like this game, but I'll have a guy and then I see the perfect man show up and by the time I dump my previous one and stop crying the girl has missed her perfect man. I wish there was ice cream I could eat or something to get over my dumped men faster.
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This game teaches you an important life lesson: No matter how much your life sucks, a bit of chocolate always solves all of your problems.
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I found it eerie that the guy with my name was 3 qualities that described me. Apparently i'm good for a random girl who walks around tying people to her with a rope.
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"Honey, we've been together for over 30 years. Shouldn't we get married?"
"Yeah... about that. Look, I know you haven't aged at all, and you've got a great personality. But today I met this guy. He looks like he's 80 and all, but the way his head is shaped... he's what I've always wanted. So I'm leaving you."
"Wha- What?"
"Hey, be happy you aren't dead."
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apparently if your boyfriend is physically your type, as long as he's an intelligent murderer with a day job, you can still live a very happy life. on the other hand, being with a nice, non-abusive, non-attractive middle class guy yields you negative happiness. uh oh.
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I dated a guy that looked like elvis....score 1028 and lived a wonderfull life...and he was pampering +6 Logical 3+ and attractive+3 life lesson learned..
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cute little game, my only complaint is that game is over at age 50, this made me sad since i turned 50 about 6 months ago
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I found Jesus. He was Attractive and Open-Minded, and Brooding. He got killed. Then I found him AGAIN????? He resurrected!
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I kind of wish there was a Black Widow badge. Because, you know, those skulls are really tempting when Chester turns out to be a Cheater!
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After my first year with Tyler, his first character trait popped up, partially obscured by a text box: "A great co-k". Couldn't see the third letter because it was blocked by the text box...but I'm ashamed to say "cook" wasn't what first sprang to my mind.
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I can't believe how many murderers I've dated in this game. How does this come up anyway, casually through a conversation over the BBQ or something? "Hey, I'm pretty geeky and charming right? ohandItendtomurderpeople."
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All I needed was the 30 year relationship achievement, so I started dating Frank around year 18, because he looked kinda like my dream man. After the first year, I learn he's a dork. Big deal. The second year, I learn he's a bit paranoid, but I can accept that. Once I get to the third year with him, I learn that he's a murderer. But I still had to stick with him because it was too late to pick another man for thirty years. I ended my game with 0 happiness... This feels like my actual life.
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So sad when you missed the perfect man because you were crying over the previous guy and not ready for him. And he goes past your life too fast.
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I found the perfect guy of my dreams when i'm 18. And to top it off, he's a musician, he's educated and funny! Now If this only happen in real life....