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Terr002

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Ah, so this is what my mom meant when she told me how my sister would date every guy she bumps into.

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shawn14parker

Jan. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Ok, after three years with someone, I finally find out he's a criminal?! THAT'S WHERE I GOT THE DIAMONDS!!!

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oggopoggo

Apr. 23, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Raul was paranoid. I decided i could do better, so i picked a skull and killed him. I guess he was right.

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snowyowl0

Feb. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Getting a 5 star life isn't too hard if you marry young, eat all the chocolate you can, and don't ever try to meet new people. Don't try to apply that advice to real life.

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BehindTheKey

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Ohh look at that, I find a guy who gives me a benefit in life of everything. Then I find my dream guy and he decides to be Violent, Murderer and a Smoke. Moral of game: Your dream guy may not be what you think.

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EmilyOrange

Feb. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I really like this game, but I'll have a guy and then I see the perfect man show up and by the time I dump my previous one and stop crying the girl has missed her perfect man. I wish there was ice cream I could eat or something to get over my dumped men faster.

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Sesshomarus_girl

Nov. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "you found out Gerald is unfaithful!" me:*accidently runs into skull* oops

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Unregisterd_

Feb. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game teaches you an important life lesson: No matter how much your life sucks, a bit of chocolate always solves all of your problems.

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yoshidude

Apr. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I found it eerie that the guy with my name was 3 qualities that described me. Apparently i'm good for a random girl who walks around tying people to her with a rope.

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xxxromanxxx4

May. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) who needs a career when you can just pick diamonds off the floor

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Fogfun

Nov. 26, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "Honey, we've been together for over 30 years. Shouldn't we get married?" "Yeah... about that. Look, I know you haven't aged at all, and you've got a great personality. But today I met this guy. He looks like he's 80 and all, but the way his head is shaped... he's what I've always wanted. So I'm leaving you." "Wha- What?" "Hey, be happy you aren't dead."

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moneypocket

Feb. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game has a nice way of telling you that happiness stops at 50

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martin_mehaudy

Apr. 23, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Tried to pick a folder next to a skull, accidentally killed my lover for a job promotion. Totally worth it!

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austintr

Apr. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) apparently if your boyfriend is physically your type, as long as he's an intelligent murderer with a day job, you can still live a very happy life. on the other hand, being with a nice, non-abusive, non-attractive middle class guy yields you negative happiness. uh oh.

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LaramieDuke

May. 09, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I dated a guy that looked like elvis....score 1028 and lived a wonderfull life...and he was pampering +6 Logical 3+ and attractive+3 life lesson learned..

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greybox

Mar. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) my 'dream guy' appeared when im 48. am i supposed to ditch whoever im with just to be with that guy. lol.

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Neptune2

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) cute little game, my only complaint is that game is over at age 50, this made me sad since i turned 50 about 6 months ago

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GuriSeboso

Apr. 24, 2020

Under rating threshold (show) Dated a murderer, then i killed him. Guess who's laughing now?

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iluvleandramusic

Jun. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Sean is a shopping lover! [+9] Sean is good in bed! [+6] Sean is a murderer! [-15]

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gavilatius

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wow I scored 500 without dating anyone. The moral of the story: with enough chocolate, anyone can be happy

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Eclecto

Feb. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Still more realistic than most dating sims.

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Kamyo

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You found Claud is a Murderer. You found Claud is a nice guy.

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pikuchu530

Jun. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The lesson is:"Boy friends come and go but chocolate will always remain"

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mafiamademan

Feb. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I just killed my lover for a choclate bar...

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Laurapalooza

Feb. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) He may have been a murderer, but God damn could Jeffrey cook. And that is why I spent a 30 years with him.

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VoidParticle

Feb. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I found Jesus. He was Attractive and Open-Minded, and Brooding. He got killed. Then I found him AGAIN????? He resurrected!

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Noddles

Aug. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) *sees exact lover surround by five other guys* FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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Camarade_Tux

Feb. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "You found out Jesus is violent".

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BobThePlumber

Feb. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Sorry, Joe, but we're through. I only ever liked you for the shape of your head, anyways.

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killed_by_dante

Sep. 05, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) she must be pretty charming to acquiring any man just by touching him

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UndecidedFate

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why did it take 3 years to find out the guy i'm dating is attractive? Am I blind or something.

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TwiTwi

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) As I found out that my lover is loyal, the girl steals him......really?

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Hanktrife

May. 09, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I always find my dream guy when I turn fifty. Better live up the last two weeks

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starsaphire

Apr. 23, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) I kind of wish there was a Black Widow badge. Because, you know, those skulls are really tempting when Chester turns out to be a Cheater!

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kevkev60614

Dec. 05, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) That age old question: how close am I willing to get to murdering my boyfriend in order to get that candy bar?

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epicfail1994

Mar. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) the guy of my dreams was an alcoholic, criminal and murderer

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whoisthatguyable

Apr. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) im dating jesus. your argument is invalid

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Gustaf1

Feb. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You found out that Richard wastes a lot of time playing on Kongregate. +10

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Cristaliena

Mar. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) ...It took me three years to figure out that Kenneth is attractive?

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Bluemant

Nov. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Found out Scott Is Loyal!" Immediately Stolen By another girl..."Found out Scott Is a Liar!" T_T

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knight3607

Jul. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) is it wrong to be a guy and enjoy this game?

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nitroshockwave

Jun. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) After my first year with Tyler, his first character trait popped up, partially obscured by a text box: "A great co-k". Couldn't see the third letter because it was blocked by the text box...but I'm ashamed to say "cook" wasn't what first sprang to my mind.

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dark_emperer

Feb. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I can't believe how many murderers I've dated in this game. How does this come up anyway, casually through a conversation over the BBQ or something? "Hey, I'm pretty geeky and charming right? ohandItendtomurderpeople."

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JorgeElMono

Feb. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) All I needed was the 30 year relationship achievement, so I started dating Frank around year 18, because he looked kinda like my dream man. After the first year, I learn he's a dork. Big deal. The second year, I learn he's a bit paranoid, but I can accept that. Once I get to the third year with him, I learn that he's a murderer. But I still had to stick with him because it was too late to pick another man for thirty years. I ended my game with 0 happiness... This feels like my actual life.

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JInf

Nov. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) On the other hand - I just love how it takes three years to figure out what your lover does for a living ^_^

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nephis

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i like how you can jump across age lines. I'm 25 no I'm 24 no I'm 25

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Xeriman

Nov. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Story of my life... every guy I meet turns out to be a murderer after a year.

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Sakgeres

Apr. 24, 2020

Under rating threshold (show) So sad when you missed the perfect man because you were crying over the previous guy and not ready for him. And he goes past your life too fast.

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AuraBurst

Aug. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I found the perfect guy of my dreams when i'm 18. And to top it off, he's a musician, he's educated and funny! Now If this only happen in real life....

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XxDevilxX17

Jul. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) My dream guy made me laugh his traits: horny, violent, good in bed... sounds good to me xD

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