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Ok, so i date a guy who has black flat hair and green eyes. he is a murderer, sarcastic, and educated. his name is jason. he dies 3 years later. i start dating a guy with flat black hair and green eyes. his name is bob. he is a murderer, sarcastic, and very rich. he dies in the last year of the game. If you know who Jango and boba fett are, you will eventualy get the joke.
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Q is the 'quit' button? Heh, skillful euphemism usage there...and after 5 or 6 people die over the course of around 30 years, and all so happen to have been in a relationship with the same person, I'd think maybe people might start getting getting just a bit nervous around that person. Oh yeah, the game...it's uh...'cute'. It gives me the same kind of feeling watching a romantic comedy does; at first I can feel myself getting a little fluttery and having a few sort of mushy, unmanly feelings, but then my heavily pragmatic, cynical side kicks in the door and says "What the hell is going on in here?" and reminds me the world is a terrible place full of sadness and pain, and that the idea of finding some 'special someone' is a fantastical one and most relationships don't last. It also reminds me I should feel ashamed of myself at all times. That part of my brain is kind of a dick.
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Too bad this doesn't happen in real life I find a cute girl ugh.. I HATE YOU Picks up skull problem taken care of. Finds another cute girl gets taken away from a guy she was a nerd anyway. finds dream girl *dumps the girl you find to love the most* Ugh... my dream girl is mean,rude,and annoying O_O
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Alright, i finally got the guy of my dreams, and then he turns out to be a murderer, a criminal, and he smokes. FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
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When i saw this game, i thought, "It's got to be by Nerdook. I can tell by the drawings." Nerdook, you are a great game creator, and i think all your games are awesome, including Monster Slayers.
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"I know that our love gives +30 happiness/year, but i accidentaly bumped into this girl the other year and i'm marrying her instead..."
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hey i past the my dream guy twice but because of a stupid lag i stuck to the side the whole time and could not get him
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The guy ive been dating is unfaithful......But its okay, because he's clean and athletic!!! :D.
I LOVE this game, and I should be sad to say that since im a guy....
But I dont care! :D
I also love how a guy being loyal gives as many points as a guy who LOVES SHOPPING!!! :D.
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Also, wouldn't you find out if someone is attractive right away? not a few years later? What if you don't want a family man? Let me define these things, maybe?
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I was with the same person who was loyal, educated and some other thing for nearly 30 years. I then saw someone who looked exactly like him, but with eyes closed. I dumped my guy, but apparently he didn't want me in time... ;(
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Going for the 5 star achievement, get three murderers back to back in one game. Following game I find a near perfect guy (3/4 physical features, all positive traits), and 4 or 5 years in accidentally hit a tombstone.
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Dated a guy for 27 years going for my 30 streak, he turns out to be a murderer, im like 'meh, going for achievement' then he died cuz this game glitches and wont let you move.