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HOLY SH!T Name: Ralph Personality: Bad Tempered,Sarcastic and An Alcoholic Exactly like me! Except the alcoholic part
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FUUUUUUK perfect guy, the exact one i chose, broke up with the other guy and was to sad to get him, FIX THIS YEAR LONG SADNESS NOW
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lol, this game tickles me. It's astonishing to think that if you surmise life, it's dangerously similar to this game. for us men, we're nothing but targets that get ran into and stuck on, then our will and very life is up to the whim of our partner who can choose our demise at any moment.
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Or what if the traits actually did things in the game? Say, if "A Dirty Slob" put black patches on the screen that obscured random pick-ups. Or if "Unfaithful" made those red-haired sluts chase you around for a bit. Or if "A Murderer" made your lover kill dudes when you bump into them, which reduced your happiness by... how ever much murdering makes a person feel sad.
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Girl-oriented game? I approve! Cute graphics and sound! Also, the traits are pretty hilarious. I mean, sure, he's a murderer, but he's a musician and he looks just like the guy of my dreams, so... you take the good with the bad, you know? I just wish there was one other aspect to the game, to break up the relative monotany. Maybe... a simple platforming section for the career? A quick shooter for babies (if any)?
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When your guy isn't good enough you don't "click space to dump him". You pull a Typhoid Mary and go straight for the closest skull!
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This game has some unusual social commentary, such as: 1) It's really important to find a good, reliable guy when you're young. 2) It's possible, and easier, to live a happy life without dating, but it won't ever be as satisfying as a long relationship. 3) Sometimes you get into a long relationship, and someone better comes along, but leaving your current relationship is too hard, so you have to stick with it. 4) Death can come at any time. 5) All men cheat, and you have to keep them away from other women in order to make sure that they won't have the opportunity.
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Isaac: Eyes +5, Hair +5, Head shape +5. "Alright." You find out Isaac is pampering: +6. "Sweet." You find out Isaac is a shopping lover: +9. "Holy... YES!" You find out Isaac is a murderer: -15 "WTF?!"
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Is it really worth achieving all the achievements by breaking up wtih perhaps oh, 300+ guys? =3 And yes, I'm sorry but this game is too epic that i must take it seriously
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The premise is simple, fun, and creative. The music is "white-houses" style cute and happy and uplifting.
The game makes me feel young and innocent. I love it.
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Also I think this game is pretty good. Although there should be a badge for getting through the game without getting a single guy >w>
...took me a while but I actually did that.