Comments for Mardi Gras Mayhem

avatar for Rowanthepreacher
Rowanthepreacher

Feb. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Protip: If she's willing to buy dynamite and a dragon to prevent you from succeeding in your quest, she may not be that in to you.

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Charmanda

Feb. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) When my girlfriend started riding a dragon and trowing fireworks at me I realized that drinking four whiskeys in a row was probably a bad idea.

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phoenixUNDRfire

Feb. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i wish when i drank whisky i became faster and better cordinated like this guy

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Developer response from nerdook

wish it would improve your spelling too! just kidding.

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iamkilljoy

Feb. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) There is a really sad story behind this games development. We love you Nerdhook. Sometimes girls are just mean

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Developer response from nerdook

all based on a true story, including the bits with the bouncing off people's heads.

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Sagon

Feb. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Hm...this is the first game I've played where pizza is a bad thing O.O

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TeleKawaru

Feb. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) OH GOD MOOBS!

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Developer response from nerdook

they're censored!

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tallstar5

Feb. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) For the longest time, I thought the thong was a purple traffic cone.

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Tobids

Feb. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) What? You mean I DON'T win for collecting the pizza? Name one situation where not collecting pizza would benefit you.

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elijahstroessner

Feb. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) How come I never get this much money by jumping around like an idiot at Mardi Gras.

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kmartwarrior

Feb. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Finally a launch game where moving horizontally actually matters!

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sh33dyiv

Feb. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Now I've seen the day... where I spend $30,000 to buy an upgrade that increases the chance of moob flashers.

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neotokyo

Mar. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) since when is it a bad thing to get bras and thongs thrown at you at mardi gras???

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orhtej2

Feb. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Still a better love story than Twilight.

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uberpenguin

Feb. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Heh, I rather liked it. Plus, now dick can go buy himself a nice house and a sweet car and whatnot, and at the same time go find a woman who doesn't not only base her acceptance of his proposal on the size of the ring, but also doesn't attempt to kill him with explosives upon attempting to rectify the situation. Jane's a straight goldigger man. He's gotta drop that like it's hot indeed.

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GameTommy

Feb. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Great game! Teaches you to treat you loved ones nicely, or they might kick you back! Here are two tips for the game: 1st, make sure to buy each tier of upgrades before moving to the next, and 2nd, to get the Power of Pi Achievement that is in-game, have all upgrades, get a good start, and once you are either at 250 Combo or are about to come to a complete stop, THEN drink the whiskeys. By doing that, I was able to get 5,486 m the first time I tried it.

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IronRope

Feb. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Nerdook, why does the "Longer Combos!" upgrade increase the combo needed for fever mode? Shouldn't it decrease the combo needed?

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the_death_king

Mar. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) in world war 2 :soldiers*commander we are outnumbered!! :commander* dont worry soldiers grab your whisky and the enemy will miss on every shot :soldiers* but commander we... :commander* i said drink your whisky

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Icestarman

Feb. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) meh... still a better love story than twilight

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Rannen

Feb. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I get the feeling Nerdook has relationship issues... and this ain't the only game where that shows through. Still a great tossin' game, though.

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avatar for Darsia
Darsia

Feb. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) *Gets teetotaller award* *Drinks all whiskey straight away*

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nerdook

Feb. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) just to make it clear. the whiskey bottles full of yellow liquid that are flying around? that's recycled whiskey. yes...

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iceiceball

Feb. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Who else clicked "click spacebar" instead of pressing the spacebar :D?

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Developer response from nerdook

Who else realised that it worked?

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awesomeaustin21

Feb. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Just whiskey boost and hold right for infinite fun and upgrades.

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bjjdude

Feb. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) again a warning for clear save is in order.. just start putin it on right awway xDDDD

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Developer response from nerdook

oh yes. i will work on it. again. :p how's the game?

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kittemple

Feb. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Fun game. Would have liked to bounce off the gf on the rocket to make her go away for a while.

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robrargh

Feb. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The red bison boosts are really only significant once you've near maxed both their spawn rate and boost amount. Those upgrades also increase other things which are useful all the way through. This is balanced and fine. Also I think this guy's gonna have a heart attack pretty soon, but probably deserves it for being such a naieve, lovelorn sap :P

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01neverest10

Feb. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) So there are thousands of screaming girls that would let you jump on their heads just so you can collect balloons and beads, and you picked the one that wants a $500,000 ring?

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paladino

Feb. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) given the whole starting scenario + the fact that she rides a dragon and starts throwing dynamites at you ... i`m starting to suspect that she might not want to marry this guy ...

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OrangeGamer

Feb. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) It took me a while to realize that i was playing a game where getting Moobs was encouraged and getting bras was a bad thing... Ok, i guess...

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RandomAxis

Feb. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Truly, revenge is a dish best served from atop a rocket dragon throwing dynamite.

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DuluT

Feb. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Oh god.. That's flasher..? Sexier than i imagine ':O

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Nighthawk30

Feb. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Ok, if she wants a 500k dollar ring, im telling her that I enjoyed our time together, hope you have a nice life, and im getting out of there.

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tyian

Feb. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 2 nerdook games in like a week?! oh my! :D

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jymalpha

Feb. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) meh, not the best nerdook game ever, but still fun. The upgrades were not significant enough to notice the difference (except kick speed). Kinda lost interest, but finished just to see the end of the story. 4/5 Thanks again!

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xRxAxZxOxRx

Mar. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Boy:"For you, I would collect even the stars." Girl:"Nope. Five hundred thousand dollars."

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JRCameron

Feb. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) One of the simplest, most elegant post-game rewards out there. I won't spoil it for those who haven't gotten there yet, but it's definitely worth /one last kick/... That's more replay value than most launcher games get.

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person

Feb. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) if this game is educational, the main things ive learned so far is that never date people who have tnt and that i MUST SEE THE MARDI GRAS!!

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solarscout

Feb. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I guess you could say Red Bison gives you rings.

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avatar for lion34
lion34

Feb. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) those moobs throw those bras at me? O:

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avatar for Kaltherzigh
Kaltherzigh

Feb. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) My girlfriend rejects my proposal, asks for a bigger gem, kicks me in the behind multiple times, i have to endure with all those moobs, cats scratching my face, dirty underwear in the eys, and while i'm going through all this trying to get enough money to buy her the ring, then she arrives flying around in a rocket dragon thingy and i tought ''cool, i'm gonna get a ride on that rocket dragon thngy". NO!! She starts trowing dynamites in me and breaking my combo... So, why do i want to marry her again?

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KazyCtn

Feb. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) So let me get this straight... Thongs, whiskey, and pizza are bad, but man boobs are good?

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towerdefender200

May. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Moral of the story? Need money? Get your girlfriend to kick you, and then drink whisky.

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Speedster879

Feb. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I can't believe he would go through all this trouble for a girl that only loves him because he had $500,000 lol.

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avatar for Criggie
Criggie

Feb. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) *phew* Jane has come to help after 1000 metres... she's throwing health capsules at me. I better catch them...

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Cryne

Feb. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Whiskey is an edge to relationships or helps earning more cash? Don't think so.

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Khyloa

Feb. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) One of the most satisfying endings ever.

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MrHaczor

Feb. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) nerdock you ever even been to a Mardi Gras parade

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Slysnoopy

Feb. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) That girl just put "playing hard to get" to a whole new level!

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sptri

Feb. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) You know you're in an awesome party when big bearded guys are flashing.

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Tacomagic

Feb. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Is it just me, or does the redbull basically do nothing other than display the word "boost."

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