Comments for Snakes On A Cartesian Plane

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PO0KyBear

Apr. 12, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) is there a way to fix lag? i keep dying because the snake won't turn when i press the key :(

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Magpl2

Apr. 10, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "Thanks to Zoe Quinn" Well, I don't know how to feel about that now.

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ethanchoate25

Apr. 5, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) wired

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awesomesause175

Mar. 7, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) just realised that the trouser snake being the biggest is a dick joke

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knewred

Feb. 27, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Is there a place to enter cheatcodes anywhere or something? I managed to beat all the developer scores, and it gave me a code I don't know what to do with :/...

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knewred

Feb. 24, 2015

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Teshen

Feb. 17, 2015

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Shalfron

Feb. 3, 2015

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Sharpay6312

Jan. 29, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Has to be my favorite game!!!

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DukeVermont

Jan. 9, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) reference and commitment are strong in this one.

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Sitri2

Jan. 3, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This is the only game that makes me deeply hate the developer for being good at his own game :)

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OcularEclipse

Dec. 31, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) @Darkus982 Different modes are easier/harder than each other? That's probably why the dev highs fluctuate so much. :)

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Darkus982

Dec. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Out of context of what the modes are, the dev highs are insane. I mean, come on, 300+ on one and 30- on others?

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Magooa

Dec. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) How ironic... One of the best strategies for doing well in this game and especially to achieve the final badge is to move around like a snake. Who'da Thunk

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10crystalmask01

Dec. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) ...No no no, I'm going to hit the corner, it's game over SHIT - oh, I'm still alive? Yes, now I can still get that block -hits tail- FUUUU

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OctodadFan68

Dec. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) That one moment when you unlock the death snake expecting something epic and you get death blocks everywhere.

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qwertyuiopazs

Dec. 7, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) That moment when you tie the dev. high...

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noahslifka2003

Nov. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) these comments suck

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coldfire1627

Nov. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I had hoped to get 100 deaths before I finished with all the other levels but no. It sort of rubs me the wrong way to have to farm out 30 extra deaths just to proceed... :-/

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Shadyman666

Oct. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Change the date in your computer's clock to unlock Burmese.

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Sogir402

Oct. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Burmese!!! Ill be back for you!... XD

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SomePerson1234

Oct. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Hmmm... Question... If you unlock all in the options and then reset game... Can you get the achievements when you unlock them all again legitimately?

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nyancat1996

Oct. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Da best Snake-game of all times!! I give you 10/5 stars. Oh, wait, that's not even possible...Aaaaw c'mon Kongregate! WHERE ARE THE OTHER STARS WHEN YOU NEED THEM?!

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TheLonerGuy

Oct. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) You can get the Burmese. Just dont play for a whole day basically...it was kinda obvious...

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Tg97

Oct. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The feeling of terror the first time I loaded a Death Adder game...

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penguinpop23

Oct. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) race the sun

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ascuba

Sep. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Love this game, love it so so much.

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metallicaman4

Sep. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Special thanks: Zoe Quinn" Well.. can't play this anymore...

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Magooa

Sep. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Wow! I remember playing a game similar to this on Mystical Ninja. It was actually one of the jobs you could do to make money. Ohh the memories of video game renaissance.

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coooldanime123

Sep. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I don't know for you, but i get frustated whenever I press spacebar instead of R

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coooldanime123

Sep. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I got 15 points? Ahh... Now I can die peacefullly

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mochamonkey44

Sep. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Great name, even better game. Incredibly creative variations on one of the simplest games out there. Love the in-game goals/rewards too. 5/5

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mochamonkey44

Sep. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) @luckie13, same thing happened for me with python/plissken

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ApollonV

Sep. 9, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) for those that want thehard badge but cant wait 1 whole day for the last snake, just change our pc internal clock and refresh the game + so everyone sees it.

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AnnaWilliam

Sep. 7, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) great game

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PersonofWorld33

Sep. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Great arcade-type game. The implementation(?) of Dev scores and unlocks make it a very addictive game. 5/5!

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luckie13

Aug. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This is kind of strange, possibly a bug, but I got 20 on python, which is exactly the dev score, and it unlocked the plissken, which the requirement is to beat the python dev score, however it didn't contribute to the cobra, also before I matched the rat snake score before python and it didn't unlock the solid snake.

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treent55

Aug. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) For those of you who don't care about the badges, you can instantly unlock all the snakes in the options menu

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roushirovalentin

Aug. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) One of the best games I've ever played!! It's so creative, always has new surprises, and unlocking the achievements/games were very satisfying. Played this for at least 2 hours :D

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DylanG147

Aug. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) that moment when you beat the dev score

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WoodenCheese

Aug. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The controls are often unresponsive.

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pedorosan

Aug. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) omg, best game i've played this year.simple, but addicting 5/5 :) (and my english sucks T_T )

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MistyyyPanda

Aug. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The menu is suppppper laggy!!

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knewred

Jul. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Yes! I only need Death Adder to be 15 to get passage! 10 minutes later: Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn... YES 12- damn...

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Hannahhooful

Jul. 4, 2014

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Hannahhooful

Jul. 4, 2014

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Aleksander73

Jul. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) There is a massive memory leak or something. This is so laggy in the menu.

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Lavi04

Jun. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This is such a creative twist on a historic game 5/5

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Dagiant

Jun. 23, 2014

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Liturn

Jun. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) So many variations, this is the game I've been waiting for since my Nokia 3210. Also, if you're like me and really struggled on Coral Snake, if you're using Windows 8, if you go to settings, Display, Orientation, you can turn your screen to Landscape (Flipped) and play it normally.

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