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With all the upgrades it becomes pretty easy to keep the business man going indefinitely, provided you keep killing the incoming ninjas to top up your Power meter. The canon ending to this game is a random unsuspecting dude on the street getting obliterated by kicks across the cosmos by an archon of rage powered by the deaths of space-ninjas. I can't imagine a better concept.
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I can send a guy into space with a single kick, and yet somehow it takes more than that to break his briefcase? What the heck are those things made of? (And of course, it explodes when I finally do break it.)
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Way to grindy at the start, it gets better and becomes fun after that sloooow start, but a lot of people probably wouldn`t stick around long enough to notice. Otherwise a nice idea for a game. 3/5 (3,5 to 4/5 if the start were less annoying)
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Just like the retardiculous power you get by the end, there wouldn't be anything left of that banker but a greasy smear on your fist and just ATOMS remaining.
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Dear ninjas: Can you PLEASE stop attacking (and apparently, trying to kill) this banker!? I am going to take care of him.
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You should get weaker briefcase and spiky knuckles because if you destroy the briefcase and still have time left, you can get a really nice combo and maximum power! Also, try getting some belt upgrades while you're at it and go for the head when attacking, that seems to get you the most power.
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It's a nice concept, but it needs a lot of refining. Currently, it takes a lot of time to get to an actual "launch game" level, and you spend a lot of time with a static black background when you do get to a launch game level.
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Woops, I lied, I guess there is a high score board, just not on kong. Regardless, it defeats the purpose of having points when you can go forever if you want, making it more about who's willing to sit around bored out of their mind longest in the name of a meaningless high score.
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Eh, only problem is that later on in the game it becomes possible to go on indefinitely, which obviously kind of beats the entire purpose of trying to break records. Not that there's a high score board anyways, so I guess it doesn't really matter.
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fully upgraded w/o doing nothing to buissness man ( special attacks) 14443 M height, 45687 M distance, with special attacks, 1284273 M height, 1780499 M distance, does this make me a gamer? + if you think that.
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I really enjoy this game; it is skill based more than most launch games, and it really has a very measurable increase in power. When you can finally just destroy the briefcase in a second and keep kicking the guy in the face it's great. However, I'd like to see an end to the game. I got 3.4 million points... Okay, what does that mean? I want to kick him around the earth and then kick him on the way back to win!
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Good to know that if someone sees a martial artist beating the living shit out of a business man, for absolutely no reason whatsoever, that no-one will help at all.
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Maxed out:
131,245,153 meters (131,245 km) in distance
123,494,759 meters (123,495 km) in height
For comparison, that's over 3 times the earth's circumference and about 1/3 the distance to the Moon.
Ryu quite literally sent someone into orbit.
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dont you hate that one guy who has been beaten so much that he blocks everything actualy i think this is a contest that ryu and some others started to see who is the angriest