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are you super fat? Do you want to get in shape? Then try out, SUPER TREADMILL, it will burn your fat in less that 5 minutes! and these are going fast, so you have 5 seconds to order right now! call 818-781-7813
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billy:(eating)i love my life.billy:(see's him self in a mirror)i hate my life.billy:(on super treadmill panting)I...WANT...TO...DIE!!!!
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"Isn't it dangerous?"
"Yes, stupidly dangerous! You'd have to be a complete moron to use it!"
"Cool, let's go use it right away!"
XD
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Lotta People Bitching about this being repetitive. I found that it was changing just fast enough to keep me interested. Every level introduces something new, something that changes how the game is played. It's a great game and I enjoyed myself Immensly It was like one of those Autoscrolling levels from older platformers eith an ACTUAL REASON TO AUTOSCROLL. That alone gives it a thumgs up in my book. What sealed the deal was the mental Image of Uncle Rico Tossing all the things onto the conveyor belt himself, laughing maniacly while Billy Ran
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That Uncle Rico is a sick bastard.
I feel like this game was a missed opportunity. Could've started at a certain weight and had a long term goal. Eventually working towards not just being skinny, but being fit. If you failed a level you should just miss the day entirely and miss out on a workout day. Could even offer an upgrade system as fatty gets stronger. With none of those features it's just a boring repetitive platformer. 3/5
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i think i know hiw he gets all of his fat back in every level.he completes his workout and says: "Well, guess i can go rejoice with soda, cake, and cookies."
lol right?
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At the end of the first day i looked anorexic, what the heck happens by day 28? i guess he's lucky its not a 31 day month LOLzzz
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Ok, finished this game. My thoughts: As most of the nitrome games, the difficulty is scrambled: in a playthrough you'll find that some levels are harder than the following one, which quite bad. This is even aggravated by the unnecessary length of some levels (same jump over and over again) and their number is just too high, especially when sometimes the only innovation you see is a change on the sprites. 15 shorter levels should have been enough. Some technical aspects are a bit off, pause and reset sometimes are buggy and when an object leaves the screen and the treadmill reverses with the object still on its surface, sometimes it will be invisible. I happened to die on an invisible Cactus. LOL. Aside from these flaws, however, I believe it's a quite funny and original game, which substitutes the standard platformer style "you move in the environment" in a realm in which the scenery moves and plays with and against you. So quite a good idea, but with some rough points on execution.
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Of course, EVERY SUPER TREADMILL comes with a vast variety of furniture....dropped from the sky, also comes with a backdrop. Now how much does this all cost??