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This is the worst and most second most infuriating game I have ever played. atleast there is a continue so you can brute force the badge of the day.
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the spread radius is way to high for most weapons to be interesting, the random violence is just weird, not funny. i have nothing against violence and random... but seriously? this? 1/5
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Nothing bad about this game really you younguns just don't have the old school skill. Play some duckhunt for nes then comeback and try again.
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I feel kinda bad about sending all those sisters to their deaths, but then again, I have 2 little sisters in real life, and they are soooo annoying, soo...
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Terrible game playing experience. Decent concept but horrible laughable execution. In order to see anything you must zoom, when you zoom you loose accuracy for aim. This game does not deserve even 1 star.
Mr Badge of the Day boss person: You need to be put on a personal improvement plan.
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This game sucks. Who decided to make this a badge of the day? Level 8 is IMPOSSIBLE! And we're supposed to get to level TEN???
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Yeah, like Binkster said, it becomes UTTERLY unplayable after a short time- none of your shots fire when you click. This is absolutely terrible, and is barely even worth the Badge of the Day. Yikes.
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Five shotgun shells to kill ONE chicken? And that's with a 20% accuracy boost. !@#$ you noanoa. Playtest your !#@$ing game, if you ever make one again.
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um. this game... its poorly balanced. getting a one. also because laptop mode is not good for kong badges, nice to know you say f*** me, well you get a 1 for that.
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I can hardly survive in casual mode -- don't even want to think about regular or hard mode! Not the best choice for badge of the day.
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The upgrade and carryover system in this game is a terrible version of Frantic Frigates, requiring WAY too much grinding to be meaningful, and requiring a horrendous amount of luck with the RNG. Hardly skill-based.
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This game reminds me of Dark Souls. Very difficult, requiring a breadth of knowledge to master, and offering zero reward. !@#$ you, Kong, for giving this game so many badges. Not only does this game offer no fun for the time required to get into it, it's a garbage rip-off of a mediocre rogue-like. But eh, at least it's a big game. 2/5
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I love this game. I hate this game. But in my return trips i have learned to keep tryin, foes are random. Never carry over, just try again.
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Hm... what does this Ragnarök sword do? (uses sword) OH... Well that was unexpected... also, you can turn your sisters into suicide bombers? I must admit that's pretty cool.
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Day 1, I go searching around town. Initially, I find nothing, but soon enough a crowd of women and children applaud my efforts, giving me enough time to notice three different men taunt the enemy three different times, which somehow makes the enemy feel better about themselves and reinforce their skeletal structure by 10, 13, and 16% separately. A mob of people then decide that then is a good time to riot and destroy my wall. I repair said wall, which is promptly destroyed by another mob afterwards. I have decided to leave this town and assist our local rodent hordes in destroying this town.
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doesnt let me combine two stacks of repair hammers, forcing me to forfeit some of them at the loot screen at the end of a battle
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An old lady stops you and bores you with endless chatter. Now the citizens no longer repair the wall for free for you for the day, because somehow lack of two action points makes you less respected.
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Says I need to upgrade the "house" to get more people on my team, but doesn't at all make it clear WHAT the house even is (assuming Barracks? But I can't upgrade that) let alone what upgrades it needs.
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@HenJi: "The only usable weapon is the crossbow ..." so true, the other ones either have an unexpainable reload time or have impossible to hit with
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Play for the first time: died to chickens. Played again, died to chickens 1 day later. Play yet again, still dying to chickens. CURSE YOU, CHICKENS!