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Created by: avatar for nutcasenightmare nutcasenightmare

Description (Game published on 2008-11-20)

Due to popular demand, I had to report that :the game: on NicklausLiow’s account was stolen from me, the real Nicklaus Liow.

Due to popular demand, :the game: is now properly uploaded under my true account.

Due to popular demand, I now present to you (the Kongregate version of) :the game:, the comedy-shooting-platformer-action-horror-romance-satire-parody-postmodern-and-holy-crap-I-mean-REALLY-postmodern-aka-really-crappy-drawings game of the century!

New York Times said:
“lololol this is so gud make another”

Metacritic said:
“i don’t get it it’s so stupid all you do is jump off the platform and btw i only played until the tenth level it’s not like the levels get progressively more complicated u suk go die.”

Wired Magazine said:
FIRST!!!”

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/467574

Instructions

-Left and right to move

-Up to jump

-Down to do a completely useless duck

-Left pinky on ‘A’, right ‘thumb’ on ‘E’, and left ring finger on Tab to play Twister on your keyboard.

Enough chat. Enjoy.

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Latest Comments

avatar for Jafilip
Jafilip Levelbug7 Jan. 07, 2009
The best game in history!!!
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PugusDoggers Levelbug36 Jan. 07, 2009
Oh my God, I was laughing so hard when I was playing this. Make another. Please.
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angus703 Levelbug5 Jan. 07, 2009
1000000\1000000
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OrangeKegon Levelbug15 Jan. 06, 2009
funny game i liked it.heres a video about the 2nd game http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
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deathdude738 Levelbug10 Jan. 06, 2009
L... O... L...
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Joana_loveCraft Levelbug9 Jan. 06, 2009
Only good one was the Pacman one -.-
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bogen Levelbug13 Jan. 05, 2009
Omg, you should really get a achievement for finishing this game. You really need patience to finish the game, and a lot of time! Funny game though ;)
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Gobblin789 Levelbug16 Jan. 05, 2009
So incredibly random >.> 4/5
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