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Discombobulator
Jun. 01, 2009
- erm... the whole thing is good, but two things would improve it a whole lot... a way to slow down the panic rate (other than stunning or with a stunning assistant), and a way to slow down decay (a freezer, maybe)
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Awesomo95
Feb. 01, 2009
- funny name and PETA is going to love this game
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AWESOMEGUY333
Dec. 22, 2008
- Bash them beef on your head! Bash them beef on your head! *keeps singing while dancing*
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hipcheck
Nov. 10, 2008
- Fun concept. Quite disturbing but ok.
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GhOsT2929
Oct. 12, 2008
- lol the girl is smiling looking at you while cutting the animal in the board LOL
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Hyperpixie
Oct. 12, 2008
- saddo
1/5
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sharpatron
Sep. 23, 2008
- i typed a sexual comment and this thing came up
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LunaSling
Apr. 23, 2008
- The background story seems to tell us the creator actually wants to make a dinner-dash type game, but there are too many restaurant games out there.... lol
Anyway. I give a 5/5 for concept but only 3/5 for gameplay
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HellsRawk
Apr. 04, 2008
- to move the meat to the table make sure the curser itself is on the table before you release the meat
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JudeMaverick
Mar. 28, 2008
- Interesting concept. Pretty weird though.
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