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It appears that starviv hasn't played past the 1st level =P. They force you to take charge and fireball to teach you how to use spells and abilities. I do agree it would be nice to push 1 button for skills.
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The gameplay is simple yet the controls arent necessary this could be better. Why cant i click spells to cast with mouse?
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Darwin mode is kinda nice, kill a king and receive an item, so basically if your gear suck, just kill a king once and let yourself die x)
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I loved this game from the moment I got an item..."Ring of Crap"now I am more interested in future funny named items.
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The controls are just appalling. If you use WASD, your left hand has nine keys to control (WASD + nine spells) and your right hand two (attack, block) -- completely unbalanced, especially since most people are right-handed. If you use the arrows, your right hand has four keys (arrows) versus seven for your left, which is a more reasonable division of labour -- except that the seven keys are 1-5 and either U and I or space and shift. It's impossible to reach all those keys at once with one hand! And why key combos? Key combos are designed for game controllers that only have a few buttons. PC keyboards have 80+ keys so there's absolutely no reason to make me remember baroque combinations of cursor keys and attack when I could just press a single key.
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What the character does in the game:
Kill the entire world then go release his little friends who were banished a million years ago and then they go kill the 5-7 people who aren't in the army and the character didn't see them in the real game.
What the character should do:
Kill people until he learns the teleport move. Then teleport across the whole map and over to the kings. Then teleport into the castle and take the artifact. Then repeat with all the kings. Then teleport to the Portal Of Doom and release all his friends. Then they can go kill the kings and the rest of the world.
(Of course, then the game would have no point and no one would actually play it.)
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Ugh, why so long when the gameplay is so repetitive... I got excited because I had made it to the other side of the continent only to realize that that I still had the bottom half of the map to complete.
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I don't like the ambiguous health bar. I don't like that the "magic" could all be casted together. That's fine, but if there's no penatly, I would like my heal to be used automatically. I also want to hold down the attack button when a peon is attacking. I would also like to see more of the battlefield. And the map seems pointless to me. I hope there is some reason that it is there and not just a level select box. And I'm not finding items but I'm getting them? And basically so far has been very generic fighting. Why is this game a 4? I'm thinking like a 2.
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Tip to easily get a godlike x20 combo badge: 1) Start with a jump attack in the fray 2) Follow up with left-right-attack 3) There should be several stunned creeps near you: pwn them with down-down attack (slambomb) for excellent combo 4) Spam charges all the way up to 20 epic combo 5) Teleport away for 20 godlike combo.
+ If this was useful to get your hard badge, and good luck with this 5/5 game :D
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needs some work. old game. came back to earn the achievements.. but.. the skill placement is pretty bad. Heal should either heal more with a higher cool down, or be easier to press.
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this game is a commitment - i recommend playing a few rounds a day - after a month you might be close to one of the badges
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I was quite disappointed to learn that "M.J.s armor of pwnage" didn't let me summon dancing zombies. Still an awesome game, though!
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How to get the 20X godly combo: Make sure to get a high max HP and have at least 1 point in every active skills. Then do a level with a king and kill let the king come out on the battlefield. Then do teleport, attackjump, charge and stunattack. Then keep doing slambomb till you reach the 20X godly combo. the slambomb is the easiest to do several times in a row in my opinion. Good luck!
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I didn't upgrade fitness much, but then my hand was hurting of pressing spacebar. And I also wonder what idiot invented the flail that teleports enemies out of me so i must catch them again.
Kongregate's armor of beauty ftw.
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Totally agree with most of Kong's posse. that this badge was horrible! But i still wuv yall;) Now make it up to us soon! lol