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I LOVE KICKING MY BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cracks me up that I can kick him home in less than a week, then a couple weeks to put him in the hospital. One day to get him in the grave.
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takes 7 punches, is beat up, slammed onto the ground 18 times at the height of 4000 feet, and smashes into an building. not to mention the dynamite. next? he just comes back after 1 day.
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Badge in less than 25 days (my fastest 16 days): get kick and trainers, then anything that extends distance, like milk, oil, cars, birds, hydrants, umbrellas, balloons and especially dogs. Anti-poo doesn't remove poo so probably reduces its stickiness. Evolution is good with maxed birds.
It doesn't really matter how fast you travel because extending distance matters the most. The money boosters don't give much for their cost. When you're hitting 30K+ it's a good idea to save up for double kick (50K). Chinese sandals should be good too if you skip Skates, although you don't need them to hit 1M.
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geez, that giant crap is like a very quintessence of this pathetic game - aside of completely idiotic ,story', it has the worst mechanics i've ever seen in a launch game. and seriously, what's funny in clicking once, and then idle watching fat guy jumping and splashing for 5-10 minutes? how this thing even got a badge is a mistery for me