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It's a pretty standard launch game, but here are some ideas. I feel like the hit boxes for some of the arial items are too small; all I see are birds and balloons whizzing past me. There should be items you can collect and use during the launch to make it more interactive; and yes those clicking slide bar actions are a bit annoying imo. It would be cool if the boss was already a bit battered when you kick him again; slightly different look once you break past each major milestone. There should be some bonus every time you send him through the "roof". Just some ideas. It was fun, thanks.
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Things to add in a sequel. Items that the player can activate on their own. Some of the click events didnt seem to work as intended either.
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Really Don't understand how this guy is working this terrible job if he can kick a man 1000 (units?) he could definitely kick a 100 yard field goal
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In real life, getting a buff upper body doesn't give you better kicks. Strange that it works so well that way for this guy.
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Worst thing in this game are the clicking boosts. You don't have time to decied wich of the 3 types you have encountered. Should you click likie crazy or wait until the best moment? Better not upgrade protestors, crazy ex-employees and construction site ever. Otherwise a typical side-launch game.
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This game plays itself. You just kick and let it go. At that point, the game isn't a game at all - it's a parametric animation. Dissapointed more in Kongregate than devs, this is your badge of the day? Boredom rates 1/5.
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I find it amusing and somewhat imbalanced that it took ~20 attempts to send him to the hospital (about 1/3 which used a double kick and 3 attempts which got within 10000 distance), whereas it took only 1 attempt (and no double kick) to send him to the grave.
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Small tip, avoid upgrading anything that has a sliding bar on them. They do barely anything and half the time will slow you down. These upgrades are: protestors, crazy ex-employees and construction site.
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Some bonuses are broken: the angry ex-workers, crowds and street holes men produce good outcomes when they shouldn't.
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Those mini-games on encounters are a nice touch, but they could be improved easily. The explanations are terrible, and they are over way too fast.
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Don't even bother upgrading the Protestors, Crazy Ex-Employees or Construction Sites, AT ALL!
There will be plenty of stuff to keep you going without them. They'll just get annoying by the time where each launch takes a lot longer to finish.