Comments for Vampire Physics

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CelticHammer

Oct. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) In case you didn't know: Yes, vampirism comes with a fancy suit :)

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Flaxim

Apr. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Vampire rule of thumb: Upon biting a fresh human, be sure to give them a complementary red bow-tie.

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XxXtigerclawXxX

Jun. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I love how a giant block of steel just doesn't kill a priest. Now that's holy.

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xCensoredx

Apr. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) We all remember the good old Times. Hanging around on ropes late at night was MUCH more fun before the damn Vampires came.... Praise god that we have priests.... that are hanging around on ropes too...

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Roflkneif

Apr. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Yup, it's totally natural for men,vampires,werewolves and priests to hang on ropes, ready for a floating hammer to break the wood.

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olddudeman

Apr. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) yep because all humans are really werewolves!

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Louie688

Apr. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Awesome game and the best part is that there is no Edward

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DarkStrike

Jan. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Level 36 is incredibly easy, the way the author does it in the walk through takes forever and is very chancy. Instead, just bring the ramp down and then destroy the cart the vampire is in. He will roll fast enough to come hit the human. GG, daily bonus achieved.

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Idiootti

Jan. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I hava a feeling that noobx001 hacked way to top score. 37 levels completed...

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CococrazyXD

Aug. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) not only do they get a bowtie they get a new suit and a nice slick haircut

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hengreer

May. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Reasonable game but levels were a bit to easy.

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iamthemasta

Apr. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Human rule of thumb: When you see a vampire coming towards you, eat any and all garlic in their way.

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99887

Apr. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Bye honey, I'm gonna go tie myself to a wooden block and hope a vampire doesn't eat me." "Oh, if you see the Reverend thank him for the pie on Saturday"

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brianistheman

Nov. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Rival vampire? What not all vampires agreed to where a red bow tie? To war!

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dee4life

Apr. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Vampires...and...Physics! Is there a combination that ISN'T fun, when made into a game!? :)

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musaab98

Oct. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) VAMPIRE SOCCER PHYSICS!!! make it happen devs :D

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davidor

Oct. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) For those who have trouble on last level: cart is a lie, place the triangle well and your vamp can roll directly to the human

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Bosco64

Nov. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) is the rival vampire from lost boys?

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DarkYoMe

Nov. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) for those of you that have problem with the second badge...try refreshing the page and then play the last lvl again...that worked for me hope it will work for you guys to...btw...grate game :D

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snurtsnurgle

May. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Yes of course vampires can survive in the sunlight - do you really believe everything you read?

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Jatt2613

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Fun game, but it seems like the difficulty is sort of spotty ... it doesn't really ramp up to the end. Some of the later levels were the easiest in the game.

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hobagz116

Apr. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How come dropping a big slab of metal on a priest's head doesn't kill him?

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Abandonware

Oct. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Bow ties are cool.

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WolfyHopeless

Nov. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I don't see how this could remind you of a very long running book series, simply because of they both have vampires in it. That's like saying "I'm exactly like a giraffe because we both breathe air"

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hiff8

Apr. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How can these vampires afford to bite people when they also have to buy them a tux when they do it?

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Cuckoobloon99

Apr. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Hey guys, I updated basketball physics with a glitch that makes the spinning metal fall off in about five minutes of play. Have fun with it.

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OmnipotentAppsin

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) People are hungry they eat garlic. But the Priests don't eat garlic does that mean there not people?

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DuncmanG

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Level 31 - I like how the moon is in FRONT of the mountains. Puts a good perspective on things.

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gamedude345

Apr. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I coulda sworn Vampires hated wood. Would remind me of stakes..

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secretninjagang

Apr. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i thought the garlic was a white pumpkin in need of an orange glow

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thx01138

Jun. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) They give them bowties because bowties are cool....

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Heruhcane

May. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Normal people eat whole things of garlic when hungry? Gross

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mrultimate

Jun. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i have a hammer, i'll smash some wood, not a priest. they dont have to die even though they killed about 10 of my friends

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Inti186

Oct. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) love the chain reaction bites in level 15

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naniris

May. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Last level, screw the ramp. It's easier done without it.

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logannumber6

Oct. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Ha! Turn all humans into vampires. Don't worry about turning the priests, they aren't human...

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Sarah3690

Oct. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i love vampire physics!

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650Kittens

Nov. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Yep totally natural for garlic to float.

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Dice24K

Nov. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) is it just me or are those little vampire bat fluff things afraid of humans? ... D<

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kinglok12

May. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How do you turn people into vampires by landing on them and headhumping??

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musicLover

Jul. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's so refreshing to see vampires without the glitter..

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jimbobur

May. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Anyone else think the priest looks a bit like Peter Griffin?

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platformmaster2

Apr. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game is scientifically correct for the physics,scientifically wrong for the vampires. So it's half and half,great game. 5/5. ;]

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jason01960

Oct. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) why dont priests just touch them in movies?

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Stickls

Oct. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Overall this game is pretty enjoyable. Due to the particular timing required for a few of the levels, it's easy to rage-quit - levels 20, 31, and 36 in particular - before exploring the player-made submissions, some of which really shine.

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whatams

Apr. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's a good thing we humans have all these blocks to lean up against. My head is starting to hurt from all the rolling around.

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Clearfox7

Apr. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) is it ironic that you use an upside-down cross to trap the priest on lvl 22?

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FaceofSmilers

Dec. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) If a vampire bites a man the man's clothes will transform and will wear a bow

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SilverShadowWolf

Nov. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Any news on the Sequel ?????

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zafq

Aug. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) On level 10, I The vampire go to the left... dropped him left of the garlic and hitted the human :D Now Thats Vampire Power!!!

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