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I checked why - It most likely has to do with Kongregate not being able to properly handle the highscores submitted. The early highscores used to be in the 10-100k range, since no-one bothered to get through the first painful levels. As a result, any score above about 1000K is deleted, even although that has got to be a very easy thing to achieve (slaying some level 6 trash mob nets me 400 points, and at level 13 as mage on Impossible I already have 410K points). I'll start raging at Kong for you, because this isn't fair.
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Haha me and the hardest monster in the game killed each other but I stayed alive during the death encounter and got the kill, happened to me during Diablo too but I wasn't lucky enough to survive death.
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I must say, my good sir, that in my 5 years on Kongregate I've never ever played such a wonderful game. Congratulations.
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great game with good story and nice gameplay, this should have badges and a sequel.
also this may be the best text rpg i've ever played i don't see a necesity for graphical improvement and i can't believe people rate it low only cause you can't see anything.
don't they have imagination?, that's the fun about this game
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omg, i didn't play yet, but the music makes me rate it 5/5 :O never make a mute EBER WEBER NEVA!!!111!!!!1111!!!one111one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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"Plays Impossible Dungeon" "Finds Champion Wich Does 250Dmg At Legendary Armor" "Slays It With Simplicity" WHY DID I ONLY GET 25.000$
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For the last time, you imbeciles, he did steal the music, Final Fantasy V, and in the FAQ which little of you twits read, he said he regretted it. It's not as if he enjoys constantly reading "STOLEN MUSIC" in his comments over and over again. It's like reading the same 1 page book over and over again; it gets old. Now I see why some of you may get upset, but seriously, who cares? I was at the OC fair recently and found that Chicken Charlie's stole music from SSBB ("Tetris theme A" and another one from New Pork City), but I didn't care. I just ate my sandwich and let it go. (Boy, was it catchy.)
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This game is so simplistic it's charming. How the hell is this so good when it's just text? I find this game extremely enjoyable. Oh, and by the way, view the credits, it gives you an achievement. :D
Chuck Norris can get just 59 achievements in this game.
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Game and all Achievements complete on impossible. :)
It's really hard, when potion give you 600 hp and monster dealt 1500 damage.
When i defeated the hardest monster i have only 50 hp. :)
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Hmm. I was really hoping for a sequel, but this one is good enough as it is. Is there any hope for the sequel, Pimgd? I must know! *Dramatic music*
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Ugh. At Hell's Breath (The last one, with 7.5K hp), and I accidentally hit "Beserk". I'm a mage, btw. There goes all that work...sigh.