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~NEWS FLASH! ~
NASA has discovered a fat, bald, and naked man in space. The man appears to be drunk and armed with explosives.
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great game got a max distance of 96587 with all upgrades except for the second sled one. I think my only issue with this game is that there is no ending of any kind. It would be nice if after you did a run with all the upgrades there was a little something. Even just having a few in game medals to earn would make this game have a more tangible and fulfilling end.
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Good game. Fun game. Would rather that pop-up link not be right next to the power up, but i guess bubblebox is already notorious for poorly placed web links. Also, some kind of "win" message might be nice after 100 presents, but still a good use of 15 minutes of my time.
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1/5 because it is designed in a malicious way to make me click an ad link. The arrow points at the ad, NOT the alcoholic acceleration. advertisment in games can only go so far, and this is too far. I'm outta here.
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Gir: I wants me a barrel of floss, I wants me two bottles of glue... TO BE MY FRIENDS! And I wants to go dancing ...NAKED! And I wants...(later)...and a chair made of cheese and a table made of cheese and a...-- Santa: AAAH! NO MORE!! GET THIS KID AWAY FROM ME!!
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5545 was my highest, which is probably pretty low compared to other scores. Probably the best Christmas game this year! I saw this in the new games category yesterday while browsing for up and coming classics, but I didn't think much of it, though now that I've played it, I think it's probably one of the best launcher games out there, perhaps behind Toss the Turtle, but a close second for sure. It's not too hard to collect money for power ups, so you don't have to play forever to enjoy it. 5/5!
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santa's eyes make me feel creeped out...like he's smacked up on crack cocaine lsd and acid all at the same time >.> (not to mention the booze)
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126759!!!
Santa:do I still need to be naked when i have this windscreen?
Elf:DUDE!DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER HOW MUCH WE PAID YA TO GET YOU NAKED? DON'T SPOIL THE EFFECT AND KEEP YER CLOTHES OFF!
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Santa is smoking while being naked in an awesome sleigh at a height 3998 while he grabs presents out of the sky. Gotta love Christmas!
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Current max length: 115488 and I didn't even purchase all the explosions!
I have to say though I give it 4/5 since there isn't a nuclear bomb available for purchase. Nah, just kidding. Best chrismtas game I've played this year!
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Im loving the music, anyway this game is good and weird at the same time (witch means good)if they made a number two then I think about altering the graphics.
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The fact i got 60 presants as i upgraded everything makes this game yet another rubbish toss the turtle clone (or whatever)
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Son:Daddy whys santa naked?Dad:OH because his magical.Son:But why naked?Dad:Where did yuo got that idea?Son:(Points up).Dad:Oooh........