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Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Whatever Santas smoking.....I want 2 of them...

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Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I just earned Santa a cool million only to find out I'm ranked 440 alltime. Wow! Some people are too good at this.

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vikings24

Dec. 15, 2010

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Starbuck264

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) ZOMG Santa is drunk. ROFL

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uberpenguin

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Man, I wish getting drunk could make me fly too...sometimes I think it will, but I realize after I jump off my house that I'm sorely mistaken...

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TheIcehunter

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Wow PiterGames youve been naughty for making this game. NO PRESENT FO J00!!!

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matt90765

Dec. 15, 2010

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Jijij2

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) apparently Santas a prostitute..... u pay an outragous amount of money for him to get naked in front of u..... yeah..... a prostitute.

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Guitarmankev1

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Did I see Baba-Yaga? So he's a RUSSIAN Santa? Suddenly this game makes perfect sense with the smoking, alcohol, and nudity.

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hellfang50

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Anybody else crap their pants when that dragon popped up?

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l2o3

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) sad side to this game is, there's no goal. you just keep going after you have your 100 packets. thats crap.

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hellfang50

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Alcoholic Santa. *Cops show up* " What do you want" *Drunken Voice* " sir we need to ask you some questions" " @#$% YOU YOU HAVE BEEN VERY NAUGHTY. NO GIFT FOR YOU!"

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jamie13531

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) This is going to be awkward for the officer when he hast to issue a DUI to santa

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yacoster

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Am I the only who noticed it says HEIGTH instead of HEIGHT?

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shepdani

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) MADD's gonna be pissed..

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ShadowXV5

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Is the guy coming out of the snow says : "Hey! Dad!" ?

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Doomrider169

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Elf 1: Santa come out already! Its been half an hour! Santa : But i dun wanna come out naked! Elf 1: We already paid you 50k ! now come out!

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philiosapien

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i bought everything, now what?

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JMaster11

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) This concept has been done before, and done better. This ultimately has nothing to recommend itself over other, better versions. Other than vomiting, I guess.

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IncognitoJones

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) For those people who don't realize why it cost 50k to take your clothes off, would YOU take your clothes off in the north pole for free? I wouldn't. I'd want a little compensation for freezing my nuts off.

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Reaper579

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) It was fun, but there wasnt any encouragement to keep playing...

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bory29

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) why does the game say click here for alcoholic acceleration and then it opens a new window... wtf... advertising!!!!!

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DaPape

Dec. 15, 2010

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metchko

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I really liked the game, it's a shame that's just too short... didn't take me half an hour to buy all the upgrades and special crazy stuff [BURP]

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godofwar1337

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I understand the why everything their I understand the drunks and babies in the snow I understand the floating beer and the gifts what i don't understand how I survive not only 1 helicopter crash... but about 200 of them

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EhtanLarry500

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) santa: hmm well there seems to be bump in the snow. elf: well i guess we should just run it over. santa: o my gosh its rudolf we just ran over. rudolf: ouch!!!! X(

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isbird100

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) How do make kid friendly: Alcohol with eggnog, Cigarette with candy cane, naked with umm...yeah i got nothing

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Whacks

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i find it weird he doesent have an airbag

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kmann100500

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) how do i win

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Jacoby420

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i love this game so much, now if santa isnt a good boy im gonna tell what hes been doing lol

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tsunimo

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Oh... My... God.... This music is now in my top 10 greatest songs ever

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scrumpsson

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Russian singer!

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MagiMaster

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) This could have been a lot more fun and in the spirit of the season without all the pointless toilet humor.

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lavkey4

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) what did i just play? XD XD XD

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jostun

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) now i have only 1 360 938 $ :D

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Boredom_Man

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Winterflare: The North Pole District Court is notorious for its excessively high bail.

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jostun

Dec. 15, 2010

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lointy

Dec. 15, 2010

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altim4t3

Dec. 15, 2010

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philiosapien

Dec. 15, 2010

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tomasml

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Don't worry kids, Santa is not really drunk.

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philiosapien

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) how do you use the Petards?!?!?

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goose3379

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) + if u want badges

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TimmehLord2247

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) At least the sleigh blocked out between his legs at waist level.

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superrmatt

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) you spelt "height" wrong

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killerclaw23

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) if you still beleive in santa DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Uberpig

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I also like the fact Santa looks like he has no idea what's going on.

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Uberpig

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Santa naked = place on the naughty list. Got 132,000, good fun.

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herwot298

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I think the word you were searching for in the title was "Trippy" not "Turbo"

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deffed

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) HOLY ???? i used 5 final boosters in a row and got to 20000...units

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