Comments for Turbo Santa

avatar for Eragonandsafira
Eragonandsafira

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Elf 1: Oh noes! The wind is too strong for santa's sleigh! What do we do? Elf 2: I know! How bout we cut his hair of and stip him naked? Elf 1: Yeah! Ill bet that will work! Only one problem... He wants money for it...

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Winterflare

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) why does it cost 50k to take my clothes off

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regisman

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Music is Freakin Hilarious! Im laughing my ass off!

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aric979

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) love the song, and the game is a lot of fun! However i gave it a lower rating because there is a link to another website that pops-up alongside the pop-up for alcohol acceleration.

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DeaDGoD

Dec. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Please, PLEASE, get rid of the Bubblebox link that's connected to "Alcoholic Accelleration" I'm tired of having a damn popup happen instead of a boost at the right time

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KingoFun23

Dec. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Little Girl: Mommy, who is that strange naked fat man smoking a cigar on our roof? Mommy: Oh, that's just Santa. He's come to bring you a present! Little Girl: ...

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saymana11

Dec. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) what a great role model for kids e.e

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Bar241096

Dec. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) So THIS is what he does on the 364 other days...

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Em_s

Dec. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) No ending? :(

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Vanzun

Apr. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Matie Matie we got hit by a naked smoking santa cauls. :)

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tyuix

Jun. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) jet engine booster? f*ck yeah!

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p4577

Dec. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Forget the milk and cookies kids. Leave Santa a bottle of jack and a pack of cigarettes.

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FoxHound00

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Am i the only one who thought getting naked with Santa would help?? Damnit... Every Time!

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Iam4Him

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) LOL music is hilarious! 5/5!

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xainIG

Dec. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) ~NEWS FLASH! ~ NASA has discovered a fat, bald, and naked man in space. The man appears to be drunk and armed with explosives.

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NyanKittyKoop

May. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) (has burping voice) JINGLE BALZ JINGLE BALZ JINGLE ALL DE WAY O WAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIGH! i burped dat 1

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kukii89

Dec. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) u should fix fullalco upgrade, it's work only at first time. but very nice game without ending, 5/5

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warman75

Aug. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) does he get cold?

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deadman1347

Apr. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) COP: Sir have you been drinking tonight

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darkness1356

Apr. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) maybe teh 50K is how much it cost in alchohal for santa to get naked just a thought

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lest3r

Dec. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) man when i was a kid all my parents ever told me was santa just lands on the house i guess i know why are windows were found to be broken in the morning one year !!!! SANTA IS REAL!!!!!

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MOX13

Dec. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I actually liked that this game was short and easy. Something that I can accomplish while taking a break and so I don't get sucked into wasting 4 hours of my time upgrading crap.

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Naimad5676

Dec. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) So that's why Santa always smells like alcohol.

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Anubis

Dec. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) To travel across vast distances turtles get fired out of cannons, shot, blown up, kicked by giant bananas and burned by scorching hot suns. Santa however just sits in his tricked out sleigh drinking beer and getting naked. I think it's pretty clear who has the better deal.

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bohealer

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) santa: *hic* allsh right elfishes shreadys thuh *hic* shrainbeers we ish guna collesht 100 preshents and proofz i am shnot a loosher elf:uhm, sir... you lost the raindeer last week in vegas. santa:shweel i geeush im jusht guna hash ta make a launsher and *hic* coleshts em mah......uh *hic* i shneedz another beer

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123abc643z

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) SON:Mommy why is santa drunk smoking and naked under my tree... MOM:That present is for me son you get the pooping elf.

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eneal2

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Remind me not to let Santa in my house this year.

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ChristinaRose

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) So THAT's how Santa gets around the world so quickly!

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IncognitoJones

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) For those people who don't realize why it cost 50k to take your clothes off, would YOU take your clothes off in the north pole for free? I wouldn't. I'd want a little compensation for freezing my nuts off.

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buzzydino

Dec. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) get double money its the best!

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Jijij2

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) apparently Santas a prostitute..... u pay an outragous amount of money for him to get naked in front of u..... yeah..... a prostitute.

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SuperheroofTime

Dec. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Nerdy news man: Just in! Santa is so drunk that he striped his clothes and is knocking down our news planes! And one pilot that survived said that he also smoked!

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Booomy

Dec. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Elf: Santa! We're out of vodka! Santa: It's alright, we'll just skip Christmas to go on an alchohol run. I'm sure everyone will understand.

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james16094

Mar. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ewe naked fat santa

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fairdeucedawg

Mar. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Santa is gay and fake

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cajun524

Sep. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) no ladies, u dnt see his penis...

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12345bgr

Aug. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) santa's eyes makes me think he like"whats happening? but i get alchohall and get to be naked so its ok"

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Firestorm_

Aug. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) when i saw a naked smoking santa, all i thought was thats an awkward santa.

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nrtgf

Jun. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the littel elfs felt santas drunken fury

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avatar for Surrender
Surrender

May. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Development meeting: Dev1: How can we make Santa creepier? Dev2: Let's give him a bald head. Dev1: Ok, good start, anything else? Dev2: Make him a drunk who has a smoking problem. Dev1: Better, but it's still missing something.... Dev2: OOOOHHHH I know, Make him NAKED. Dev1: yes, Yes, YES, YYYYYEEEESSSSS! Perfect!

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immrsam

Apr. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) @gingee703 dont rate the game down cos ur computer sucks!!!

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FoxHound00

Feb. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Am i the only one who thought getting naked with Santa would help?? Damnit... Every Time!

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SUP1010

Jan. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Xzibit: This time, on Pimp My Sleigh, We steal santas Clothes, and shave his head, all for a low low price of $70k...

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n00bcake

Dec. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Pretty god damn awesome!

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xardacss

Dec. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) sometimes... i dream about cheese

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abdominalsnowman

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Way to spam Bubblebox links everywhere. EVERYWHERE.

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SpasticFace

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Child:"Daddy, why don't we ever see Santa when he gives presents?" Dad:"Oh, uhh... He rides naked in his sleigh for aerodynamics and doesn't want to scare the children"

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TimmehLord2247

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) At least the sleigh blocked out between his legs at waist level.

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avatar for SiegBert
SiegBert

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Decent game ... I don't really mind the links to bubblebox aslong as they don't affect your gameplay. Now ... the "alcohol-acceleration" link is rediciously annoying. I've clicked it a few times and a new tabs opens so I can't react to the game anymore. Commercials are supposed to make you want to go to another site, not force you to or lead you there by accident. Down to 3/5 :(

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Zer0ne

Dec. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Somiking a Cigarette doubles the Money income? O.o so thats why my Boss doesnt want me to Smoke at work xD

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