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I feel umcomfortable reading all the text insulting Clarence because it's really the maker of this game talking to himself.
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Again, warning you guys until the bug is fixed: If you have leftover keys, do NOT beat the level, as you will lose your leftover keys. I had one key leftover in the first stage and I entered the front door by mistake, beating the level. I lost the key that was meant for a backtrackable door earlier in the level. Now I can't go back and collect everything.
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Either I missed a key, or there aren't enough. If it's the former, there needs to be some way of tracking pickups, because I really don't want to have to go back through the entire damn house looking for it. If the latter, I need to be informed so I don't go back through the entire damn house looking for it.
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I'm stuck in world 2 and i cant get out because i went through the sewer came up went back jumped through a one way plantform and i needed a car to get out and i dont have one )=
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This is the first game on Kong that I would gladly give money to. I would easily pay 30 bucks to get this on the DS, maybe more.
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wow amazing game i had to sit down and play it from beginning to end non-stop (not that i've finished yet since I'm going for that 100% play through, but getting close) i missed one of the tips so i was going back through the house and noticed that in the far right section of the living room if you try and turn around you end up not being able to enter the screen... just a heads up
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Sure a girlfriend would be nice and all, but can't i just buy myself one of the nice whores for 500 of my punds i found in the air and call it a day?
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Well it seems i can swim through what seems to be shark and chihuahua infested sewer water unharmed, but a tiny drop of water can injure you. Hmm..
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Every once in a while my character stops taking inputs and will either stand around getting hit or keep runniong forward straight into the enemy. Makes it totally unplayable. 2/5
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When going back to an old level with closed doors you lose the keys as soon as you go on. I miss 1 key from my first level and the keys reset when i went into lvl 2.
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omg the fat lard my mom killed me twice b4 i figured out what to to and i went underwater for 1 hr and was still alive... i bet no slut would DO IT withim for 9999999999999 dollars.. the stupid fat lard.
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i thought you'd kill monsters, not innocent animals.
and wow, way to just hate and hate and hate on fat people.
good game, but i'm not that much of a hater.
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hrrmmmmm...this seems a lot like Warioland to me for some reason, i like it 5/5, though it IS a very strange Marde...wait a tick...this isn't Mardek...You win this time pseudo...you win this time...but I'm watching you... :3
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It's gotta be a glandular problem... no way he does all this swimming and jumping and stomping and running without losing weight otherwise.