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Damn you auto save! I didn't want the dark chocolate, it was a mistake! Well whatever, this game is great. Gonna play again for a better ending!
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I'm a woman and I don't like the guy in that type. I mean the guy who says he is, he likes, he has while he isn't, he doesn't like, he doesn't have. It's not necessary that we have all everything like each other or we like absolutely the same thing. The most important thing is that we know each other and accept the different between us. I believe that saying such like that (say all every thing that she likes) will lead to the WORST ENDING EVER in real life.
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uh... I think there's something wrong with your game... I've been to 3 different sites and it is just a large blank spot on the screen. this really sucks because from reading the reviews it sounds like an awesome game!
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Really good, but I don't know if this is just me or what, but it never saves if I close it. That is REALLY frustrating. You should have like a password system or something that lets you go back to one of the pink doors.
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My my, pseudolonewolf, you should do short games like this more often. to take a break off mardek, and your other large projects.
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All I want to say is that this game is great; I kept it loaded in my browser for an ENTIRE WEEK straight, picking up wherever I paused the game the day before to continue playing. Being a game designer myself, I can appreciate the great level of thought and detail put into your work. Some people just don't get it. Everyone's a ****ing critic, hm?
The level design is just outstanding. This is the first platformer on Kongregate that made me scratch my head, and honestly is just as good as any Wario title. I successfully completed the game with a 100%, and that's because I enjoyed the game enough to do so.
So kudos, Pseudolonewolf; wonderful game. Just classic.
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"After a string of horrific murders were discovered today, the culprit was discovered on a date in a local restaurant. Upon searching the man's house, the bodies of his parents were found crushed, and their hearts devoured. Unfortunately, as all the police in the town were also murdered in the same fashion, no arrest was made."
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So I WASN'T supposed to take the shiny, glowing and bouncing burger right above me? Oh come on, at least put it in a room AFTER the sign, not in the same one.
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easily some of the best instructions ive ever seen. brilliant dialogue, i wish I hadn't completely skiped the the intro movie like i do with every other game ive ever played other then maybe zelda
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this game is a nice game,i love a good plot,i love platforming,and this game has such an awesome way you can grow from fat homeless man,to a great first dater with a job as an executive,i almost got 100% all i need is to go back and get some stuff:)
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This game was fantastic, and certainly kept me entertained for quite a few hours over the course of a few work days. I got the best ending, finishing 99% (I was missing exactly ONE coin from the final level... Do you have any idea how frustrating that is? I don't think any of the burglars managed to grab any. If they do, is the loss of the coin permanent?)
Gl1tch covered most of the big mistakes. I scoured the entire place once more before I could make myself go into Floor B, for fear of missing out on items. A sign explaining what the burglars do would have been nice (in fact, the really brilliant charm of all of the helpful signs that I fell in love with at first sort of faded away by the end of the game because they came much less frequently.)
Definitely 5/5, moving maybe to 4.9/5 for some minor design errors.
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There's also 3 "doors" within the internet level of your computer. They appear as internet icons; one of them being the history. There's some coins in there that I easily missed on my first play.
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greg is that really necessary?
he might get it fixed soon if you ask with an appropriate tone.
Psuedo,like most people won't respond to that manor of communication.
Bye
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When I'm at the thing that spits out the cat's and the hearts, how do i get onto the ledge? I cant go back because theres the one way wood... help me please, post on my wall or sumthing thanks!
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If I had to go through that routioune ever day just to get to work I wouldn't be that fat, and if that much money was just lying around I could have moved out of my parents house.
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Excellent platformer with nods to Mario, Metroid, and even Mega Man (the end credits). Brilliant. 5/5
The only improvements I could suggest would be incredibly minor. Things like-- the map wasn't always very helpful. Showing the links between rooms connected by the same door might have lessened the confusion.
But man oh man, I wish there were more games like this...
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I saw the ice platforms above the flames in the kitchen and thought "Well, that makes no sense". But then I suddenly realised I was playing a game where I have a ton of mothers, milk hides in a room that embodies an oven (complete with frying roast chicken) and jumping fruit are normal day-to-day life.
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My bug is a save point in a wall and this is on v1.23 its on the night time level after work. Basically I am respawning inside the wall near the candy shop, lol wut?