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Thank you soooo much for making this game! It really takes me back. I can't even remember the last time I killed a cop and ate his heart! Man, oh man, those were the days.....
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What I want to know is who is leaving behind the signposts? Seriously they talk about all members of his family. Someone's stalking him! Ha!
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Wowie, what a game! Here I was, thinking "Lookie here, a retro-platformer. Should be a stroll in the park for these badges, and be a quick 50 Kong Points". Boy was I wrong. Massive depth, gigantic levels, and a happy ending *wink wink*. 5/5!
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I was half expecting the girl to be just as ugly as Clarence.....but after an enjoyable 3 hours of prefectionist gameplay (curse you O.C.D) I find that she is in fact "Hawt." Keep up the awesome gamemaking Pseudolonwolf 10/5!
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How the heck does this guy get to work everyday on time!?!? Between the burglars, cops, hookers, homicidal children, cats and dogs....walls in odd places, needing to break into random peoples houses, and still cannibalize everyone's heart, he probably should have keeled over a long time ago!
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Yet another new version, v1.23: I removed the Shift+Delete suicide, but now if you press the HOME key on your keyboard, you should warp back to Clarence's room. Hopefully THIS will fix that lingering problem! I might remove this functionality in a day or two; it's only meant as a fix, not a feature.
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I've uploaded a new version; it will be labelled v1.20. I think it fixes the problems I'd stupidly introduced, but I'll test it for a while and see if they still occur. I'm so sorry about this; I wouldn't have thought that such a 'trivial' addition would cause problems like this!
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bye moms and dads dogs chickens blenders fruits peuinguins cats sharks whores police robbers lamps i am going to work
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Oh the hours spent getting all the badges for this...more than I care to admit. One of those games that sticks in your brain for a long time just because you spent so much time on it. A sequel would be nice.
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Dude, u kick @$$! This game is definitely worth leaving Mardek aside for a while (a short while, I hope).
Pseudolonewolf and Nerdook r the most competent, inteligent, creative AND funny developers in this site, I was a fan of Mardek series and liked some of your other stuff but I've just become YOUR fan. Gratz once again!
I'll play again and again later to unlock all other endings!
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I love Platformers, thought they were dead ... I guess i should make 300.000 Twink-Accounts to vote this game to 5/5 permanently. Thank you for making my day/week/month with this game.
I guess i'm gonna speedrun it soon, i'll give you the link if you're interested :)
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Pseudolonewolf, I love your game even though I am awful at it myself. Every level was indeed fun and interesting. But I have one question, Why the heck is the milk in the oven?
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I don't understand how this guy is morbidly obese when he has to go through so much trouble to get his breakfast every day, not to mention the workout he gets from all that jumping and running just to get through his daily routine, god must have cursed him with the slowest metabolism of all time.
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This is the best game I've played on Kongregate so far, I love everything about it! EXCEPT those goddamn BLINKING BLOCKS that I'm supposed to time my jumps on, makes me want to shoot someone in the face and jump off a cliff! I CAN'T FKN DO IT
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Did anyone else find themselves constantly landing just BESIDE enemies? Seems like the enemies should have a little wider squash zone. Ugh.
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Oh damn!
This is by far the best flash game i've ever played. It's hilarious and really fun because of the great variety of enemies, hazards and scenarios.
Having to collect tips and advice along the way add an extra fun to it and unlike in most other games, you can actually use those ''collectibles'' to your advantage and the date, which honestly was my favorite part of the game. 5/5!
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"Breaking news, Clarence Lardbottom, 35, has just been arrested for 35 charges of matricide, 27 charges of patricide, more than 100 charges of animal abuse, 5 charges of Grand theft Auto, over 300 charges of murder, 1 charge of public indecency..."
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All I want to say is that this game is great; I kept it loaded in my browser for an ENTIRE WEEK straight, picking up wherever I paused the game the day before to continue playing. Being a game designer myself, I can appreciate the great level of thought and detail put into your work. Some people just don't get it. Everyone's a ****ing critic, hm?
The level design is just outstanding. This is the first platformer on Kongregate that made me scratch my head, and honestly is just as good as any Wario title. I successfully completed the game with a 100%, and that's because I enjoyed the game enough to do so.
So kudos, Pseudolonewolf; wonderful game. Just classic.
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Fantastic game! As somebody who enjoys retro platformers and draws sprites, I can really appreciate how much time and effort went into this game. I have to say though, my favorite element is the music. Who would ever mute it? Once I get some sweet cash, I just might have to buy that album ;)
Anyways, sorry for the lengthy comment, I understand it's a little intimidating to people who can't read.
So Pseudolonewolf, you probably won't see this, but good luck in the Weekly/Monthly, and I look forward to your next game! 5/5
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This is the first game on Kong that I would gladly give money to. I would easily pay 30 bucks to get this on the DS, maybe more.