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Clarence, honey, if your daily routine includes running around miles of mansion and slaying sentient appliances just to get out the front door, how are you still so so so horribly obese?!
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I got the pants and thought "Finally, now I won't see his ass-crack as I climb up ladders!" Then I discovered that his pants do little to contain it either.
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For those who don't know, Visagetome, the website where Clarence finds all these facts about the girl, is a parody of Facebook. Visage=face, tome=book. Quite clever.
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This feels more like an homage to The Addams Family (NES) using Super Mario World graphics - and it's masterfully done! Tongue-in-cheek humor, no control issues, and just plain fun. One of the few platformers that I can't seem to put down.
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Cracking game, funny, perfect length, perfect difficulty. A rare 5/5 from me, only reason I didn't favourite it is that I find platform games to have limited replay value.
Conversation on RPGs for the win "Girl: My favourite's probably a game called MARDEK. Yep. That's a good game. No Joke."
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The blenders, notice how what they blend is red, and they drop hearts upon death. Obviously they are blending hearts.
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This game was AMAZING! The levels were gigantic, the plot was hilarious, and the finale was soo worth it. If this were an actual game for sale, I would definitely buy it. After three-and-a-half levels of whimsical shenanigans, I arrived at 99% completion (so close). This is most definitely one of my favorite games on the site. You could really improve things by adding a run button, Clarence moves unfortunately slowly, and I was a little bit confused in world three because I was afraid to visit floor "B". (Protip: You can visit floor "B" without ending the game, but don't go ducking into the bosses corridors before you win.) Needless to say, this gets a 5/5 from you, as the best platformer I have ever seen on this site. Needs badges, yesterday.
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This game's a masterpiece. It's huge for a flash game, fun, almost bizarrely compelling, funny, it goes beyond my expectations for a flash game. When I first started, I really was under the impression that Clarence's house was the whole game, and I was off to the date afterwards, but the menu clearly said otherwise. I thought, maybe it would be episodic, but no, I was surprised at every turn. I actually went out of my way to get 100% in this game, which isn't a terribly common occasion. My main criticism is, this game did bring out something in me that just kept me from playing it for more than an hour. I'm not sure what that is. Maybe it's just the feel of a repetitious game, but it still felt fresh every morning I started playing. Maybe, if there were more breaking up the action. I'm not entirely sure. 5/5. It was still very fun to play, and I can't take the chance that it was just my own impatience forcing me to take breaks.
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Thank you soooo much for making this game! It really takes me back. I can't even remember the last time I killed a cop and ate his heart! Man, oh man, those were the days.....
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What I want to know is who is leaving behind the signposts? Seriously they talk about all members of his family. Someone's stalking him! Ha!
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Wowie, what a game! Here I was, thinking "Lookie here, a retro-platformer. Should be a stroll in the park for these badges, and be a quick 50 Kong Points". Boy was I wrong. Massive depth, gigantic levels, and a happy ending *wink wink*. 5/5!
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I was half expecting the girl to be just as ugly as Clarence.....but after an enjoyable 3 hours of prefectionist gameplay (curse you O.C.D) I find that she is in fact "Hawt." Keep up the awesome gamemaking Pseudolonwolf 10/5!
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How the heck does this guy get to work everyday on time!?!? Between the burglars, cops, hookers, homicidal children, cats and dogs....walls in odd places, needing to break into random peoples houses, and still cannibalize everyone's heart, he probably should have keeled over a long time ago!
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Yet another new version, v1.23: I removed the Shift+Delete suicide, but now if you press the HOME key on your keyboard, you should warp back to Clarence's room. Hopefully THIS will fix that lingering problem! I might remove this functionality in a day or two; it's only meant as a fix, not a feature.
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I've uploaded a new version; it will be labelled v1.20. I think it fixes the problems I'd stupidly introduced, but I'll test it for a while and see if they still occur. I'm so sorry about this; I wouldn't have thought that such a 'trivial' addition would cause problems like this!
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bye moms and dads dogs chickens blenders fruits peuinguins cats sharks whores police robbers lamps i am going to work