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Reading trough the comments I found a lot of hate for this game including a coment saying the money symbol i from pokemom i'm just like wow have you never heard of pounds you know British currency.
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People like: "Oh no I don't want to kill the animals! Poor kitty and doggy!" But you can also kill an elder, your parents and lots of random innocent people... "Meh, screw humans"
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Got the best ending; the ending's picture shows that after the date, Clarence and her are naked in bed and did the deed. ;D He's smiling sexually triumphant breaking the 4th wall giving the thumbs up. ;D The sentence for that pic says: "All in all, Clarence was somewhat pleased with the outcome of the evening"...... SOMEWHAT?! only somewhat? :P
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Somewhere in an "Alternate Universe" is a little kid having this game as his only game for his 16-Bit console.
What a classic...
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man that was really hard its great to know the best way to a women heart is by agreeing to anything they say having a lot of money and presents
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in the basement if you look at the light in the area with the two keys, the shadow of the platform and the light make out the triforce, + if you seen this
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Wow, that was a long game. I loved the attention to individual NPC dialogue. Very challenging but rewarding. Cheers, mate.
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Wait, the lady's favorite games are RPGs, she is internet-savvy, and her favorite genre of film is pornography. Is this my actual girlfriend? ...and if so, does that mean Clarence is me?
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I did not feel comfortable with the pet-killing stuff. I did my best to not crush those poor little animals, but I don't think this game is for me because of it...
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That cardrop in lvl2 is totaly annoying (especially as you have to do it twice -.- I'm stuck here for almost one hour and only cought the car twize yet -.-
c'mon r u serious?
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I love it. I want to make a similar game for my programming class. I'll remove the pet killing text though. Great game.
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I want to see a super-ramped up version of this game on Steam. If the developer was capable of creating this masterpiece for a browser game, I can't wait to see what they can make for a paid game :D
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half an hour later when I am finally finish level... A LEVEL 2 :( well i`m gonna be stuck here for another 30 minutes
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the hell, Kong? First that weird bunny game, then that crap top down shooter yesterday, now this one? is this the week of terrible badge of the days or what?