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It's impossible to get all the coins, I cannot get 3 of the coins where you have to bounce off kitty's, so 697 coins 99% completed, 2 stars
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"She dislikes the internet and doesn't use it." ... Wait, we met on a dating site ONLINE and she made an online profile...
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It seems you can get stuck in the bathroom. Without a key to move through to the next room and a one-way crawl route in.
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My mother is throwing saucepans at me in quick succession while I desperately try and dodge them in my underwear and my only thought is - where the heck is she hiding these pans?! While I am pondering on this strange enigma - she hits me in the head, diminishing my last heart and even though she hit my head, I clutch my buttocks in a last great cry of anguish as I perish on the floor (or rather into the floor) in my final farewells...Until I tap space again to respawn. - Clarence on his deathbed
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When I press enter to see the menu and then return back my keyboard keys stop working, I can't move, jump or anything.
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Knew this game would be good when the first line was "Clarence is a 35 year old fat sack of horse manure who still lives with his parents."
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You get another star for the work section :) I love the trolls - big and scary looking and not actually tough at all.
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i feel like this game actually has a good story behind it: even if someone is disgusting to look at, give them a chance. they just might be the one
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A side-splittingly funny game with great level design and replayability, not to mention graphical design and music. 5/5, no question.
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"You found your father's secret whore room!" Any reasonable person would not be leaving the house after that. But then again, a reasonable man would not have murdered his mother, father, dog, cat, police officers and then proceeded to eat their hearts.
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Also for level 3, other than getting the task in the first floor lobby to start the squid teeth, Always start from the top floor down, it makes completing this level so much more easier in the end.
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A few hints and tips from a guy who loves this game to death, when trying to hit rats, stand a bit away from the corner and jump to avoid losing health, when using ladders and aiming for the ledges, always jump from the bottom never the top, for the disappearing bricks, wait until they're gone before jumping, especially in the second level when trying to spawn the car. And as everyone else has said previously, avoid the burger like the plague.