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It's impossible to get all the coins, I cannot get 3 of the coins where you have to bounce off kitty's, so 697 coins 99% completed, 2 stars
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"She dislikes the internet and doesn't use it." ... Wait, we met on a dating site ONLINE and she made an online profile...
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It seems you can get stuck in the bathroom. Without a key to move through to the next room and a one-way crawl route in.
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My mother is throwing saucepans at me in quick succession while I desperately try and dodge them in my underwear and my only thought is - where the heck is she hiding these pans?! While I am pondering on this strange enigma - she hits me in the head, diminishing my last heart and even though she hit my head, I clutch my buttocks in a last great cry of anguish as I perish on the floor (or rather into the floor) in my final farewells...Until I tap space again to respawn. - Clarence on his deathbed
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When I press enter to see the menu and then return back my keyboard keys stop working, I can't move, jump or anything.
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Knew this game would be good when the first line was "Clarence is a 35 year old fat sack of horse manure who still lives with his parents."
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You get another star for the work section :) I love the trolls - big and scary looking and not actually tough at all.
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i feel like this game actually has a good story behind it: even if someone is disgusting to look at, give them a chance. they just might be the one
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A side-splittingly funny game with great level design and replayability, not to mention graphical design and music. 5/5, no question.
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"You found your father's secret whore room!" Any reasonable person would not be leaving the house after that. But then again, a reasonable man would not have murdered his mother, father, dog, cat, police officers and then proceeded to eat their hearts.