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Ah yes, this reminds me so much of my first date. Wandering my gigantic strangely constructed house, murdering my parents and getting ready to go to work with the most depressed people in the world under our mentally handicapped boss. I'd roam the streets viciously murdering whores and police and animals, every once in awhile feasting upon their still beating hearts for strength. And on that faithful night, I roamed for floating money look at stranger's laptops to know about this random woman and wooed her so deeply that we married right away. Ah, the old days.
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Don't buy the gifts until you know what flowers, chocolates, and animal she likes!! Even if you go back to the Streets level through the pink door later, you can't change the gifts you buy!!
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Overall excellent game. Good platforming action without needing many "pixel perfect" jumps, rewards exploration, extremely helpful in-game menu screen to keep track of things, and amusing humor. This is better then many platformers I've paid full price for on a system, largely due to being very user friendly, which is something I think too many games overlook. I don't hand out 5s often, but this gets one.
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Very nice game a cross between a dating sim and and old school platform. One thing I would like is the ability to watch the endings once you master the game but I suppose I can just replay the end and throw the date. I also loved the old school music. Keep up the great work. Also for a sequel idea it could be there son.
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Make a screenshot of the Personality Tips screen before you go to the date and picking the right choices is going to be snap.
All in all an awesome game! Hoping for a sequel. I wish there were more games like this!
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Apparently, even if I do save, but close the tab instead of hitting Escape twice, I lose my save. =/ This is the second time it's happened.
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For all you guys worrying about not being able to get 100% because you ate the burger, you actually can. I got the hard badge even though I ate the burger.
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The face he makes when he crouches................................................................................................................................................................................................... I will never be the same again.
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I wish I could just throw up the hamburger... I'm at level 4 when I read that you will not get the hard badge with it...
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I'm just gonna say, even though I'm a bit annoyed by the best ending, I really love this game and you did an excellent job on it.
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Played through for the second time. I really wanted to see the other endings, but every time I play this game I can't help but try to complete everything as best as I can. x.x;
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GAME BREAKING GLITCH: On level 4 (possibly others), when you get the car, if you jump out of it just as it is about to fall into the first hole, it will stop but, due to it’s position, you will not be able to get in it OR spawn another one.
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By the way:
A (good) burger is actually a more healthy meal than cereal with milk. Cereal is 100% pure short carbohydrates. In other words: Sugar, starch, and more sugar. Which, in that pure form, make you fat, stupid, and causes those “age-related” diseases.
And that milk isn’t made for humans can be seen in the fact that most of the people of the world are lactose-intolerant, and that semi-heated milk and dairy products are the cause of most auto-immune diseases. As in: Allergies, neurodermatitis, diabetes, etc. (Yep)
Meanwhile, a burger is mostly pure meat and salad. Low-carb, and humanity’s staple diet since the dawn of time.
Of course it goes without saying, that if you have little meat and salad, and mostly buns, and then add some sauces (tomato jam, mayonnaise), that’s not true anymore.
But my point is: Cereals in milk are ALWAYS unhealthy. No exception.
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I’m sorry, but 15 points for this is simply not enough. For the duration alone this game deserves >30 points. I’m not going to walk through empty (yet monster-filled) hallways for hours to find those 12 impossible coins I need to get 100%. I know half of them were based on jumping on cats. I HATE THAT PART of the game.
Other than that, respect for the amount of work and thought that went into this.
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Well, the sign clearly reads that it's best to look something healthy.. And didn't you think that a hamburger at the start of a level is something suspicious? However when you do eat it, accidentally or to check it out, just reset (double ESC) or die. DO NOT go through any door or check the TV, because then you'll have to start over if you're up for hard badge.
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its really difficult even continuing to try once you realise the burger was a trap. i mean, couldnt we have least gotten a hint NOT to eat it? he was hungry anyway, if im hungry i can eat a burger and cereal. bad breath? take a mint. feeling sick? suck it up
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I'm not that sold on relationships in video games, but if it actually affects the gameplay in a beneficial way, it's good. Friendship in this game did, as the happier the girl is, the better the ending you get. I love how Clarence works hard to score the lady without having to save her from some evil lord; now that's novel! Another thing, when I got to the bathroom, I couldn't help but make some NintendoCapriSun references. Of course this game kicks ass, and I love the length of this game. Music is catchy as ever.
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@JSilvis Guess what. Pseudolonewolf has a Clarence RPG in the mix. I haven't read into it too much, but it's on his site. http://www.fighunter.com/?page=blog&cat=37
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For a casual game, this is too long and dreary. This is the second time I stopped playing because it got just too annoying and boring.
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LOVE the concept of this game. But I've been beyond frustrated with the choppy game play. Especially when needing to jump from block to block. The character slides a bit and it chops like a bad video. Wish that was different because I otherwise love the game!
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On a hunch, I chose to exit to menu when I finished the game (with only the "good" ending). From there I clicked on "Start Game" and was able to resume from the end of level 4, allowing me to try to get 100% without having to start all the way over from scratch. I know some people were complaining because they were starting all the way over. Don't do it!! Exit to menu! +1 to save people four more hours of their life :P