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taken me the best part of two evening but finally completed with all badges, cracking game, quick tips for those playing. DO NOT eat the hamburger, you dont need all the coins, i made do with a majority, print screen the blue screen so you know how to respond on the date lol and do not expect this to be a short game lol
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One of the nicest cover of Mario even played, thanks a lot, love eating the hearts or cats, dads or mums (i avoid rats)
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At first glance (before even clicking the game) I was hesitative about playing it because of the theme and Clarence's ugly face (I feared that it would be in the genre of "Don't shit your pants")...
But then I saw that it was made by Pseudolonewolf, so I gave it a try...
Worth it. Looks like trust is something valuable that a developper can earn and keep. Like in love.
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You need to figure out a way to turn this into a SNES game. I would dust off the console, buy this game and spend hours playing and replaying.
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This has to be the best flashgame ever. I thought the idea was meh at first, but the execution is so excellent it's hard to believe. It's really a full game, much much bigger than I would have expected. So much variety, lots of puns, self-irony, originality (the computer levels are absolute genius,) and a difficulty level that feels just right. Props also for the dialogue, that must have taken endless hours to come with lines and lines and lines of truly original and genuinely funny utterances.
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I played this game a very, very, very long time ago and only did level one. Then I played it again only a year ago and only got the medium ending. THEN, I played it now and finally got the best ending (saw no other endings) after so, so, so, so long. I feel like bursting into tears of joy. D*: GOD BLESS PSEUDOLONEWOLF! AND MAY CLARENCE RPG BE MADE SOON!
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Well, scratch that, apparently it IS possible to escape from Stuck Car Hell. You have to jump down onto it and hit up when you're in front of the door. But the timing and positioning has to be really accurate, I tried several times before it succeeded.
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Well I'm on level 4 and I can't advance because the car is stuck protruding over the edge of a ledge. I can't get to the car door to get in, I can't get to either pink door, quitting and restarting doesn't reset the car, and neither does pressing the car button again. Hours into the game and it's rendered unwinnable.
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DO. NOT. PICK UP THE HAMBURGER. It makes you "feel sick" and after you save the game there is no way to reverse it. It affects the "mood" bar of your date, effectively killing your 100% completion chance.
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you are suck a heartless old man that you will crush the skull of an adorable kitten that only made the mistake of escaping its cage
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Ah yes, this reminds me so much of my first date. Wandering my gigantic strangely constructed house, murdering my parents and getting ready to go to work with the most depressed people in the world under our mentally handicapped boss. I'd roam the streets viciously murdering whores and police and animals, every once in awhile feasting upon their still beating hearts for strength. And on that faithful night, I roamed for floating money look at stranger's laptops to know about this random woman and wooed her so deeply that we married right away. Ah, the old days.
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Don't buy the gifts until you know what flowers, chocolates, and animal she likes!! Even if you go back to the Streets level through the pink door later, you can't change the gifts you buy!!
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Overall excellent game. Good platforming action without needing many "pixel perfect" jumps, rewards exploration, extremely helpful in-game menu screen to keep track of things, and amusing humor. This is better then many platformers I've paid full price for on a system, largely due to being very user friendly, which is something I think too many games overlook. I don't hand out 5s often, but this gets one.
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Very nice game a cross between a dating sim and and old school platform. One thing I would like is the ability to watch the endings once you master the game but I suppose I can just replay the end and throw the date. I also loved the old school music. Keep up the great work. Also for a sequel idea it could be there son.
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Make a screenshot of the Personality Tips screen before you go to the date and picking the right choices is going to be snap.
All in all an awesome game! Hoping for a sequel. I wish there were more games like this!
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Apparently, even if I do save, but close the tab instead of hitting Escape twice, I lose my save. =/ This is the second time it's happened.