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Can't mute the sound. Not only do you have fun playing this game hours on end, you also go crazy because this song has been haunting my sleep day in and day out.
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I love how "Sally" was defending that man must not see women as objects, how women have been treatened as second-class-citizen and so, while she works as a Stripper... Kinda weird, if you ask me :D
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"Your parents hired some plumbers to repair your pipes..... .....Just don't let them close to a mushroom and you should be fine." | Me: "They got a flower, and a star..."
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Hmm, I wonder what my date's profile is? "She's a faithful Christian."
*Stops playing game*
*Runs around room screaming "WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?"
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"Why do the police shoot at CLARENCE?"
Because he crushes countless people to death and eats their still-warm hearts...?
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The date was like defusing a bomb, seriously. Her personality is so conflicting it was like talking to someone with split personality disorder. But, I managed to get the maximum mood, the best ending and the Hard badge. I've OCD so that helped a lot getting the 2800 coins and 100% completion. The plot was really funny (As expected from Pseudolonewolf). Really amazing game. 5/5!
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so I beat it first try 100% all 3 badges...why is every one saying don't get the hamburger? It might help a tiny bit but its clearly not that big a deal.
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This is my favourite game ever. the game is well crafted and all the endings are unique. meeting the date with no job, no clothes, no money ,haven't washed, brushed your teeth and no advice is hilarious. buying water is the way to go
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I conclude that Clarence is indeed a heavily schizophrenic individual who murdered his own parents because they constantly abused him, he murders people and eats their hearts, and the poor girl will most likely be murdered by him.
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Deluded, killing everything in sight, visions of inanimate objects walking, auditory hallucinations of such objects; this patient may be categorized with Paranoid Schitzophrenia
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Having a bit of trouble getting last scorpion in the office task's any advice?
*other then a tricky jump not sure what to do*
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taken me the best part of two evening but finally completed with all badges, cracking game, quick tips for those playing. DO NOT eat the hamburger, you dont need all the coins, i made do with a majority, print screen the blue screen so you know how to respond on the date lol and do not expect this to be a short game lol
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One of the nicest cover of Mario even played, thanks a lot, love eating the hearts or cats, dads or mums (i avoid rats)
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At first glance (before even clicking the game) I was hesitative about playing it because of the theme and Clarence's ugly face (I feared that it would be in the genre of "Don't shit your pants")...
But then I saw that it was made by Pseudolonewolf, so I gave it a try...
Worth it. Looks like trust is something valuable that a developper can earn and keep. Like in love.
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You need to figure out a way to turn this into a SNES game. I would dust off the console, buy this game and spend hours playing and replaying.
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This has to be the best flashgame ever. I thought the idea was meh at first, but the execution is so excellent it's hard to believe. It's really a full game, much much bigger than I would have expected. So much variety, lots of puns, self-irony, originality (the computer levels are absolute genius,) and a difficulty level that feels just right. Props also for the dialogue, that must have taken endless hours to come with lines and lines and lines of truly original and genuinely funny utterances.