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Found a link to this in a comment a while back so reposting, walkthrough with detailed maps: http://figverse.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Clarence%27s_Big_Chance_Levels
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So for the best ending, was I not supposed to pick up the burger and the cologne? I wish I knew so I knew whether to keep working on this game or start on a new one. Was able to get the "good" ending first time through. For the first level, there's still 10 coins and 1 item (probably soap or something?) I haven't found, and a key I haven't used...can't figure it out though; I've gone through each part several times.
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Time it wrong by just 2 milliseconds and FAIL! - then repeat 100 times and just maybe by accident get it right, only to die in the next fiendish challenge, because there was no savepoint in between. It's just like the early 90s!
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all the tiny platforms are a pain in my *** with my dirty keyboarding casing my guy to move when I'm not even touching the keys. can't beat that dang tall room with what seems like 100s of bubble platforms and spikes the bottom. I can get to the key fine sometimes then lose I when my key board acts up
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It was fun till I figured out that you can screw yourself out of the hard badge by buying the wrong gifts or forgetting to do certain important task thous having to restart the whole game again. I like the funny humor in it though.
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I think you should change your description of the game to something like " In a world where water droplets do as much damage as a gun, can you find your true love in this epic game of HUGE proportions, or will you DIE trying? just kidding we all know that a telly can store your soul in case you die. play responsibly" ;)
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at first I actually thought his tie and and pink clothes was his intestines hanging out... then I looked again... was scared there
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I walked out without clothes to see what would happen but the game, while fun, doesn't scream "play it again!" Also, I don't like the respawning enemies. I went through a long section to get to a roof in the suburbs and when I fell, I couldn't jump back up. I had to go around again, but the enemies respawned so it was annoying.
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playing his game years after it came out, and discovered some new stuff! the map could use a way to tell where the entrences and exists are between rooms
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Yeah gonna be honest. I wanted to give this game a shot since its pretty well made but I just can't. The jokes aren't remotely near my style and the constant heckling of Clarence just left a bad taste in my mouth. The level design is decent and the controls are responsive. Just can't get behind the plot.
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I wish there were a way to rate games lower than one star.
I hate platform games.
They sucked when Nintendo brought out Mario Bros and they haven't got better.
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Everything about the game was somewhere between "just ok" and "hah, that's kinda funny, in a bad way...". All in all woulda given 4 stars because of the retro feel, what can I say, I'm nostalgic like that (I must not be alone in that). However that space button as jump instead of the up arrow key was incredibly aggravating. Can't imagine why someone would choose that sort of key mapping, unless frustration was their goal.
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You know how there are things that you aren't usually fond of "with one exception"? This game is my exception for 2d platformers. love the humor
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I like the game and the music too! Just one thing to say: please take the moving background at the beginning of the game. I was trying to read the intro, but the background made me dizzy and I had to stop reading in order to feel better. Thanks! :D
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Oh, a badge of the day here. Got this badge in 2013. Just got the music out of my head YESTERDAY. THANKS KONG! NOW FOR ANOTHER THREE YEARS WITH A CATCHY TUNE...
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Heh the last time this was the game of the day, I got 18 stars out of the 100 and quit. Sad to see it up there yet again.
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Not sure if it's lag on the Kong server end or if the game is just a resource hog... It's prety much unplayable though. Takes 2-3 seconds for one > command so to try to line up where to jump and when it just does not work very well at all.
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The lag is so bad... but I know how awesome this game is so I have to keep trying. It's a Pseudolonewolf classic, after all
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It's impossible to get all the coins, I cannot get 3 of the coins where you have to bounce off kitty's, so 697 coins 99% completed, 2 stars
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"She dislikes the internet and doesn't use it." ... Wait, we met on a dating site ONLINE and she made an online profile...