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Tip: to get any ending beloow neutral you have to restart and play to NOT get suit, good gifts and necklece. I tried to have just all dialogue options bad for it, but no way.
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Wow, I wish I could fall off a bookcase 2 stories high an dnot get hurt! I also hope I don't get colorblind staring at everything blue!
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'Mickey Mousecapade' has been haunting my dreams for years- so this here is somehow both terrifying and nostalgic. I don't know how I feel about it, to be honest. I really hated that NES game, but I still have the cartridge. I'M SO CONFLICTED. The theme's great, though.
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Detailed map of each level with items, coins and enemies marked.
http://figverse.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Clarence%27s_Big_Chance_Maps
(Not my work. Props to the creator!)
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Can't mute the sound. Not only do you have fun playing this game hours on end, you also go crazy because this song has been haunting my sleep day in and day out.
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I love how "Sally" was defending that man must not see women as objects, how women have been treatened as second-class-citizen and so, while she works as a Stripper... Kinda weird, if you ask me :D
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"Your parents hired some plumbers to repair your pipes..... .....Just don't let them close to a mushroom and you should be fine." | Me: "They got a flower, and a star..."
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Hmm, I wonder what my date's profile is? "She's a faithful Christian."
*Stops playing game*
*Runs around room screaming "WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?"
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"Why do the police shoot at CLARENCE?"
Because he crushes countless people to death and eats their still-warm hearts...?
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The date was like defusing a bomb, seriously. Her personality is so conflicting it was like talking to someone with split personality disorder. But, I managed to get the maximum mood, the best ending and the Hard badge. I've OCD so that helped a lot getting the 2800 coins and 100% completion. The plot was really funny (As expected from Pseudolonewolf). Really amazing game. 5/5!
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so I beat it first try 100% all 3 badges...why is every one saying don't get the hamburger? It might help a tiny bit but its clearly not that big a deal.
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This is my favourite game ever. the game is well crafted and all the endings are unique. meeting the date with no job, no clothes, no money ,haven't washed, brushed your teeth and no advice is hilarious. buying water is the way to go
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I conclude that Clarence is indeed a heavily schizophrenic individual who murdered his own parents because they constantly abused him, he murders people and eats their hearts, and the poor girl will most likely be murdered by him.
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Deluded, killing everything in sight, visions of inanimate objects walking, auditory hallucinations of such objects; this patient may be categorized with Paranoid Schitzophrenia
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Having a bit of trouble getting last scorpion in the office task's any advice?
*other then a tricky jump not sure what to do*