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I came here from the alora fane blog. I'v been a fan of mardek more or less since they came out, and I loved this game, but I never realized that you were the same developer! Awesome job
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I'd be pretty aggravated too if my house leaked this badly, all my furniture was on fire, and a bunch of alley cats running around my pan throwing wife.
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I'm not sure why it got down rated, but i have to say this is one of my all time favorites to ever grace this site. It's amazing, I've beaten it 100% so many times i can't count but i treasure it all so much. The music, the enemies, the witty dialogue and humor, it's got it all. I can't wait to see what he comes up with next.
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After playing for about 5 hours, I've finally finished the game on 100% with the perfect ending. This game is fantastic, I absolutely loved every pixel of this experience. While some of the music was a little bland, a few other pieces were extremely enjoyable. Hats off to Pseudolonewolf for another masterpiece. 5/5
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Tip: to get any ending beloow neutral you have to restart and play to NOT get suit, good gifts and necklece. I tried to have just all dialogue options bad for it, but no way.
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Wow, I wish I could fall off a bookcase 2 stories high an dnot get hurt! I also hope I don't get colorblind staring at everything blue!
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'Mickey Mousecapade' has been haunting my dreams for years- so this here is somehow both terrifying and nostalgic. I don't know how I feel about it, to be honest. I really hated that NES game, but I still have the cartridge. I'M SO CONFLICTED. The theme's great, though.
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Detailed map of each level with items, coins and enemies marked.
http://figverse.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Clarence%27s_Big_Chance_Maps
(Not my work. Props to the creator!)
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Can't mute the sound. Not only do you have fun playing this game hours on end, you also go crazy because this song has been haunting my sleep day in and day out.
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I love how "Sally" was defending that man must not see women as objects, how women have been treatened as second-class-citizen and so, while she works as a Stripper... Kinda weird, if you ask me :D
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"Your parents hired some plumbers to repair your pipes..... .....Just don't let them close to a mushroom and you should be fine." | Me: "They got a flower, and a star..."
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Hmm, I wonder what my date's profile is? "She's a faithful Christian."
*Stops playing game*
*Runs around room screaming "WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?"
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"Why do the police shoot at CLARENCE?"
Because he crushes countless people to death and eats their still-warm hearts...?
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The date was like defusing a bomb, seriously. Her personality is so conflicting it was like talking to someone with split personality disorder. But, I managed to get the maximum mood, the best ending and the Hard badge. I've OCD so that helped a lot getting the 2800 coins and 100% completion. The plot was really funny (As expected from Pseudolonewolf). Really amazing game. 5/5!
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so I beat it first try 100% all 3 badges...why is every one saying don't get the hamburger? It might help a tiny bit but its clearly not that big a deal.