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I'm in the suburbs and I came from the right hand side. I didn't know that coming up to this house would get me stuck....I need a car to get out of either side, but there are no cars. I'm stuck.... It was a fun game, but I couldn't start over.
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hmmm dad throws drink at me, I dodge and stamp on his head then eat his heart .. walk to next room dad back alive and still hasn't learnt his lesson
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Its a good game with funny texts, clever "jokes", long gameplay and a good grade of addictiveness but it lacks on game's depth though.
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YEAHH!! I LIE TO HER AND NOW SHE´S MINE!!!! HARD BADGE!!!!!
(I´m the only one who think that Clarence is a little bastar...?)
5/5 Cool Game
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While I do appreciate your effort, I think you put WAY too much of it in here. I have played for 1 hour and STILL haven't finished even the first level. The fact that there are four of them kind of scares me :). Game got kinda boring after about 40 minutes because of it's very monotone. Still gave it a five star rating, because I appreciate the work put into it and enjoyed at start.
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How the heck do u play this game...all I can do is walk around and jump... but I can't get to where the TV is...I'm confused!
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okay, so he can slam his head into icicles all he wants, he can breathe underwater, but he dies if a drop of water hits his head. Seems legit.
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I'm sorry, but this game just got on my nerves. Most games that I start playing usually end up finished because both the badge incentive and the fun of the game get me through it, but this I just couldn't bring myself to finish out of the sheer monotony of it...
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I played through the whole game intentionally trying to get the worst ending, and got it. OK, now I went to grind my way up to better endings...wait, I have to start all over from the beginning every time? LAME
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Game needs differentiating mutes for SE and BGM. Call me crazy if you want, but I don't feel like spending the entire game listening to an obvious parody of I Wish They Could All Be California Girls. Yeah, I'm on to you....
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This game takes ages & plays too much like a crappy Mario. I did like the story but quit wasting your time developing a boring copied game and cut it down 80 per cent, you might just have something. 2/5
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List of achievements: -1- Finish level 1 -2- Finish level 2 -3- finish level 3 -4- finish level 4 -5- finish the game -6- collect all the good items in level 1 -7- get the best ending -8- get the good ending -9- get the neutral ending -10- get the bad ending -11- get the worst ending -12- get a promotion (do all the tasks in level 3) -13- collect all the coins in level 1 -14- get all the coins in level 2 -15- get all the coins in level 3 -16- get all the coins in level 4 -17- get all the coins in the game -18- don't die (quickly exit to the menu and it won't count) -19- achieve 100% completion (collect all coins, visagetomes etc.)
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"Then You Get the Encounter" Badge should be hard, and then the "Then You Get the Women" badge should be impossible. It took me 2 hours just to beat the first level. ._.