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Great game. Only three things to mention for new people: 1. Need to avoid the hamburger in the kitchen, as it will overstuff you and make you sick. 2. Write down the 16 tips before entering the restaurant, because you will not be able to view them during the date. 3. Some parts of the game are not suitable for children due to references to sex, language, and the explicit mention of eating hearts from creatures, including your Dad and Mom.
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Clarence, honey, if your daily routine includes running around miles of mansion and slaying sentient appliances just to get out the front door, how are you still so so so horribly obese?!
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WOW that was nice game. I was never so proud after watching best ending. I like how dating is shown in this game, cuz you can find many truth beyond jokes and weird stuff. Hail!
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i wish either there was a lower resolution setting, or my computer didnt suck so much. random lag spikes midst bubble jumping made this game much more painful than it shouldve been.
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I'm very disappointed in Pseudolonewolf for coming out with a game that's decidedly mediocre. The platforming isn't smooth enough to support the rough irritating parts (the search history with the flickering blocks comes to mind), the humour is rather naff and the save function is really ridiculous. Go back to RPGs, Pseudo.
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List of achievements: -1- Finish level 1 -2- Finish level 2 -3- finish level 3 -4- finish level 4 -5- finish the game -6- collect all the good items in level 1 -7- get the best ending -8- get the good ending -9- get the neutral ending -10- get the bad ending -11- get the worst ending -12- get a promotion (do all the tasks in level 3) -13- collect all the coins in level 1 -14- get all the coins in level 2 -15- get all the coins in level 3 -16- get all the coins in level 4 -17- get all the coins in the game -18- don't die (quickly exit to the menu and it won't count) -19- achieve 100% completion (collect all coins, visagetomes etc.)
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@leguinow, the action button is up becouse you climb ladders with it, and you need to jump off them. Jumping with space is less unnatural then climbing with it.
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It's been a while since I rated a game 5 stars and this one really worth it. Seriously, the game is long, entertaining and the music (Especially the last level one) is awesome. I finished the game 100% with the best ending and the only thing I can complain about is the key configuration. The jump button would have been better placed on the UP key while the action one on spacebar. Not to mention it's more than a detail.
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dude its worthless putting a comment here hoping someone would rate it up cuz theres like thousands of likes up there.do you think you can match THAT!?oh god this is so gonna get some minuses and flags...
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In lvl 1, there is supposed to be a missing item. that item is the burger, and u SHOULD NOT get it, cuz it ruins your score at the end. rate up if this helps :)
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The Best Flash i game i've ever played dudes seriously.!!. Reminded me of the old arcade we used to play way back!! Thank you creator!
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What are ya doing today, Clarence-ol'-buddy? Oh not much, eradicating scorpions, speaking to the undead, becoming a virtual being and running over whores in my car. Ya know...the usual. Oh yeah, and I have to find this guy. Geez, the nerve of these execs asking me to do THAT task? Come oooooooooon.
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damn ladders, still, replacing the up cursor with the space bar for jump makes it all the more challengig. damn ladders
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My enjoyment of this wonderfully crafted game is ruined by the horrendous non-customizable controls. Where is my WASD? Why can't I use up to jump and space to interact with objects? The controls bother too much to even finish the easy badge. :/