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Oh look! Another Fat-Ugly-Virgin-Let's-Laugh-At-Him-Because-He's-So-Pathetic-And-Ugly 'comedy' game. I found the humor to be rather rubbish, obviously, but I did enjoy the gameplay a lot. I especially liked the idea of a 2D collectathon. Graphics were a high-point as well, as it's one of the few retro-inspired games that actually pull off the look. All in all, I rather enjoyed it.
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Boy, for not liking video games, this chick sure wasn't appreciative of me beating the game without taking my time. I wanted to do a 0-score run but there's those unmissable coins before you even leave the house.
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I don't really understand all of the hate for this game going on recently. Flash games don't get much more high quality than this. Pseudolonewolf is brilliant and this really is a gem. The only reasons I can think of for not liking it are either A) Platformers just aren't your kind of thing or B) The story line hits a little close to home :P
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If you can get access to all those whores in your dad's room why do you need to go out and meet a girl? Lose your virginity there!
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I'm in the suburbs and I came from the right hand side. I didn't know that coming up to this house would get me stuck....I need a car to get out of either side, but there are no cars. I'm stuck.... It was a fun game, but I couldn't start over.
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hmmm dad throws drink at me, I dodge and stamp on his head then eat his heart .. walk to next room dad back alive and still hasn't learnt his lesson
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Its a good game with funny texts, clever "jokes", long gameplay and a good grade of addictiveness but it lacks on game's depth though.
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YEAHH!! I LIE TO HER AND NOW SHE´S MINE!!!! HARD BADGE!!!!!
(I´m the only one who think that Clarence is a little bastar...?)
5/5 Cool Game
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While I do appreciate your effort, I think you put WAY too much of it in here. I have played for 1 hour and STILL haven't finished even the first level. The fact that there are four of them kind of scares me :). Game got kinda boring after about 40 minutes because of it's very monotone. Still gave it a five star rating, because I appreciate the work put into it and enjoyed at start.
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How the heck do u play this game...all I can do is walk around and jump... but I can't get to where the TV is...I'm confused!