Under rating threshold (hideshow)
i feel like this game actually has a good story behind it: even if someone is disgusting to look at, give them a chance. they just might be the one
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
A side-splittingly funny game with great level design and replayability, not to mention graphical design and music. 5/5, no question.
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
"You found your father's secret whore room!" Any reasonable person would not be leaving the house after that. But then again, a reasonable man would not have murdered his mother, father, dog, cat, police officers and then proceeded to eat their hearts.
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
Also for level 3, other than getting the task in the first floor lobby to start the squid teeth, Always start from the top floor down, it makes completing this level so much more easier in the end.
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
A few hints and tips from a guy who loves this game to death, when trying to hit rats, stand a bit away from the corner and jump to avoid losing health, when using ladders and aiming for the ledges, always jump from the bottom never the top, for the disappearing bricks, wait until they're gone before jumping, especially in the second level when trying to spawn the car. And as everyone else has said previously, avoid the burger like the plague.
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
my reccomendation if you want to see all endings is do the least possible first then go back and get the stuff to do better through the pink doors
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
Just noticed that Clarence makes the "thud" sound as he walks only when he's wearing shoes. A really nice attention to detail there!
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
Fun game, but I couldn't get far because of he controls. I just can't play a platformer with character movement on the right hand.
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
She's a frumpy Christian, but she works as a stripper. Her hobby is computers, but she thinks the internet is confusing and only uses it for mail. Okay then.
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
Finally got the hard badge. All it took was a complete disregard of the time space continuum by resetting the date over and over.
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
#jonarosen the one you probably missed is BEHIND the father in that small space with so many enemies that you just think: oh Heck no! others are fairly visible. try page 5/5 on the start menu it shows the map. and the completion percentage of said map.
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
Where are all 4 'hints' in the house? I'm missing one, and no idea where to find it. I've gone back through bedroom, Bathroom, Attic and living room so far.
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
Why does this keep deleting my save?
Also, it would be nice if you could restart from level one in a way that lets you not need to do much to get the various endings (like keep the money, but reset items and let you choose which jobs you tell your boss about)
Another thing that would be good is if you could choose what items to use.
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
Reading trough the comments I found a lot of hate for this game including a coment saying the money symbol i from pokemom i'm just like wow have you never heard of pounds you know British currency.
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
People like: "Oh no I don't want to kill the animals! Poor kitty and doggy!" But you can also kill an elder, your parents and lots of random innocent people... "Meh, screw humans"
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
Got the best ending; the ending's picture shows that after the date, Clarence and her are naked in bed and did the deed. ;D He's smiling sexually triumphant breaking the 4th wall giving the thumbs up. ;D The sentence for that pic says: "All in all, Clarence was somewhat pleased with the outcome of the evening"...... SOMEWHAT?! only somewhat? :P
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
Somewhere in an "Alternate Universe" is a little kid having this game as his only game for his 16-Bit console.
What a classic...