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lets see
got my eyes on the screen(check)
im not blind(check)
im better than any granmdma u got(check)
aww dammit i forgot to breath while playing lol
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Hard badge: Step 1 amputate both feet. Step 2 amputate both hands. Stand up and stay still as long as you can. A *gentle* tap to the side and a gentle tapping up can do a small dodge while still standing. For larger dodges hold down and slide around on the bottom so that you don't spin. Keep bottom-sliding until you have time and space to stand up again.
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I played this a few years ago. I remember imagining that a deranged ice cream man would kidnap kids to see how long they would last in this game only to be saved by a heroic mailman.
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Oh wow I feel bad for this ragdoll he just so happened to walk by a spike factory when it was in code red...Thank gosh he took ninja training before he went on that deadly walk
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I find it easier to chop off your arms and legs (WAT!?!) at the beginning so that you become a smaller target for those spikes(WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM)also has anyone realized that most of the time they are breakdancing I mean really you are about to die(IM ABOUT TO WAT!?!) and you just have to balance on your head(NOT LIKE YOU COULD DO IT)
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in order to be a successful ninja you must be able to cut off your hand and feet and move just as fast as before, as well as go through several rigorous exercise courses including dodging falling spikes and dying just to be told that batteries are not included... defiantly rating 5 stars!
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Imagine this is your worst enemy. Suddenly, bam. you loose. Imagine this is your best friend. Bam. you get 567 spikes dodged. thumbs up if you agree.
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The game itself is good, the badge however is HARD! I managed to finally get a score of 473 though after hundreds of attempts! Be sure to get your legs cut off early (sounds harsh) and you will know you passed the 400 mark once the music loops twice. Good luck guys, I needed it.